Holla

The other thing that stands out is that the colour distribution of this map looks strikingly familiar, no? 😅

I don’t have a specific theory as to how that correlates to traffic deaths, but…

Why not both?

Honestly I’d be happy if next week we’re left with Matthews, Nylander, Knies, JT and 16 guys who are currently Marlies

Voiceover: CEREAL!

Nevertheless!

Gawdammit BG, some of us need to WORK IN THE MORNING

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

I’m the opposite of a Ford guy, but do you really believe this is why the auto sector is getting fucked over? Really really? C’mon. This is exactly how that piss baby wants you to react.

Somebody should write a poem about what happens when first they come for other people, but you don’t stand up because it’s not you

Stay at the Nazi bar if you like, but don’t go wandering into other pubs telling people they should come back to the Nazi bar unless you want to have that conversation

What filter is this? How do i do this sorcery?

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

Benevolent coworker has started leaving cedar logs in my cubicle for me to gnaw on, helping to keep my teeth sharp and my coat shiny and lustrous

But not the 1950s tax rates, social programs, infrastructure spending, or regulation. Just the open misogyny, homophobia and racism.

Well damn. I check all of the boxes on the list, including the bonus criteria. But I’m awkward af so ima stick to following you on here.

Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.

[commercial for rakes]

are you tired of eating leaves?

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

a choir of angelic voices singing the price is right theme heralds the appearance of an immense, omnipotent spokesmodel; her face teeming with brilliant eyes that see through all time, her sweeping hand presenting every product that has and will ever exist

It’s like my Nana always said “puff-puff, then pass, don’t fuck up the rotation”

[restaurant]

me: if it's a boy let's call him Barry

her: ok

waiter: good evening

me: good evening Barry

Having a knifle on your rifle is some Dr Seuss ass shit

You could copy/paste these things here rather than linking traffic back to the Nazi site

Honestly it's time for us to just capture the Democratic party and force it to respond to this crisis.

If you are mad and want to do something, take on a role in your local or state party and start bringing the fire and energy.

hey if your whole thing is we're fucked, the nazis won, there won't be any more elections and all of that, I GET IT, but just go live your life or something. stop replying to those of us out here fighting, those of us who remember that nazis have been defeated before, we had a whole war about it.