that prevents that.

don’t worry! i made sure there’s no icky bugs growing inside of them. besides, the alcohol zoro drinks has probably drowned any worms that try to live in his body.

i’m not to sure about robin though, she’s going to turn into an icky bug that lives inside books one of these days. there’s no medicine

“oh no, i was just wondering if you needed he— extra cake?! can i have some? please please please sanji i’ll do anything!!”

clasping his hooves together, and looking up at her with big, pleading, doe eyes.

the sound of the shutter going off makes his ears twitch, but he’s distracted rather easily.

“huh? oh! thanksss!!” scrambling to his feet and striking a little pose. one hoof on his hip, the other stretched out in front of him.

he’s lingering around in the kitchen, deliberating on how to ask the chef for the scraps. twiddling his little hooves and pacing around in circles.

freshly showered and all fluffy.

T R E A T S✨ GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!

( he was wiggling with excitement, eyes sparkling and completely ignoring any other words that fell from his mouth. the only thing on the reindeers mind was a sweet treat. )

you can’t go back on your word now! you made a pro— o h . . mm . .

( melting under his touch, going all smiley and pushing his head into his touch. )

THIS IS NOT FLIRTING!?!

you’re WEIRD sanji.

( sticking his tongue out and making a disgusted face. )

no, it’s still not funny. ABSOLUTELY NO bleeding out on my watch.

( smacking him on the head with his hoof for good measure. )

NOT FUNNY! don’t you dare make stupid jokes like this ever again sanji!!!

( charging at him at full speed and kicking him in the shin. )

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

because you spent so long trying to catch him in the act. so NOT good for your health. i’m glad we have that lock now. so you can get a good nights sleep.

( extending his hoof, eyes sparkling with delight. he was gong to be getting an extra sweet treat! he was on cloud 9. )

h EY! you don’t gotta compliment my pirating skills like that! idiot!

( very clearly happy and doing a little celebratory dance. )

i’m sure his midnight raids haunt you, sanji. i’ve seen you camping out by the fridge just to fend him off and wake up with dark circles around your eyes

fine. i’ll remind you but you have to make me a midnight sweet treat without luffy finding out . . . for a whole week.

( eyes sparkle for a split second before he rapidly shakes his head to shoo away thoughts about yummy pastries. he’s totally not drooling. )

NO! stop trying to bribe me. i am very upset with you. i thought we were making progress. p r o g r e s s.

( angry hooves on his tiny little shorts. )

➷

you’re not fine sanji! look at you . . you can barely walk.

you. have. got. to. learn. to. control. yourself.

I BARELY HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD FOR TRANSFUSION AS IS. YOUR BLOOD TYPE IS RARE! TAKE MY FEELINGS INTO CONSIDERATION IF NOT YOUR OWN HEALTH AND SAFETY.

( stressed reindeer noises. )

letting out a soft sigh once he’s done with his milk, setting it off to the side, he turns only to squeal and j u m p into the air. startled from the stranger taking a picture of him.

( hoof slapping against fluffy forehead as he shook his head in disapproval. )

you deserve it at this point. when will you learn . .

o h. what was that little click? he was a little preoccupied sipping on a warm glass of milk and gnawing on freshly baked cookies to notice.

( hugging his face, hooves sinking into the plush white speckled hat his fellow doctor was wearing. he was a good hugger, this was the first time chopper had hugged him but he could just tell. )

“gifts, bribes, they’re not that much different nami! what do you think i am . . naive?”

giggling at the thought and giving her leg a little hug.

“don’t worry you’ll be good as new in no time!”

mhm! i love hugs!!

( arms raised in preparation for uppies! he’s practically bouncing up and down waiting to be picked up so they could hug properly. )

“stop bribing me!!”

pouting harder. although, the fit has ceased for now— the tangerines had been to enticing to continue throwing a fit.

“you’ll need to keep off of citrus for a couple of days because of your sore throat, nami. i wouldn’t want your condition to worsen.”

“but namiiiii!! you should come to me when you’re feeling under the weatherrrr!!”

whining and rolling around on the floor, banging his hooves against the ground and just throwing a fit.

“put it under your tongue and let it dissolve, you can drink the tea afterwards.”

“you should’ve come to me earlier!”

pouting and stomping his little hoof on the ground in protest.

( a little surprised that he isn’t being yanked off but continuing his little leg hugging therapy. )

( it seems to be working after all. )

( nuzzling his cheek onto his jeans, getting fur everywhere. )

you’re welcome. 😇

( quietly hugs his leg. )

“oh shush nami!!”

dancing and wiggling after setting the tray down.

carefully running to her with tea and medicine.