hi orang :)

no i would never be mad at this

the weather outside has decided to present me with the "eternal damnation" range of heat and humidity this month

Commission done for @nakapsykien.bsky.social
#furry #balatro

i agree

oh ok sure

i love roject zombo!!!!

truth nuke

you are a lizard

miami cubans...

feelin' liberated yet?

truth nuke

the idea that russia has been puppeting trump for the past like 10 years or so and is the reason he won in 2016 and now 2024. it's a favorite of resist libs and people who fall for their rhetoric

to all of the people still doing russiagate in 2025: why

you would never

my level of jester's privilege is beyond your comprehension

oh, because people are posting these:

china and the european union buckle under extensive tariffs and are eventually annexed by Super America. all non-english languages never make it beyond earth

by 2130 the colonization of mars is led by the Immortal Invisible Hand of the Market , and stonemason as a group is dismantled by the CIA long before this. the text of operation stonemason is published to all of america but nobody else on the Americanet

in stonemason america never collapses and the cops are the good guys that save the world by destroying the material-ideologically chaotic force of altercognition entirely after a great Thin Blue Line Showdown at the hyperproliferative obelisk in central florida

sorry guys the whole "psykien species" and "stonemason universe" was actually an elaborate joke for these past 10 years like goncharov but its entirely in my head

unreal that we have been receiving botted friend requests on steam weekly for actual years now for daring to own cs

two members of the psykien species with contrasting white and red and black and teal color schemes

one small drawing from @sognodrago.bsky.social, one great leap for psykienkind

... this is getting out of hand. now there are two of them!

Japanese military sci-fi, written by nerds who have never seen guns before: "even in this barren future war continues. theyre all girls now"

American military sci-fi, written by guys who did two tours in Iraq: "Bobby Grit was the shootiest NCO in the whole damn galactic marines"

time to see how many members of my server i can gaslight into playing repo with me while i gradually get hammered over the course of a night sometime in the next few days

does this

kis thais wahat being crossfaded feels like

this will be true for as long as capitalism is still alive, but after that point it will no longer be

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked