Is that the older Texan guy? He giggles when he tastes unexpectedly great food, gorgeous.

Just opened a new bottle of Shiraz for a small splash of red to make my jus. You may not like it but this is what peak masculinity looks like.

Masterchef is such a microcosm of our diverse nation. Love the way contestants are encouraged to share their culture via food. #masterchefaus

Absolutely. I have heard that some farmers have said it’s not worth their while planting this year.

A mate with a farm said fertiliser was already twice as expensive and next to impossible to find.

Love the quilt. Btw my surname is Whiteside, we’re a rare breed.

To some extent I agree with you.

Biden was President. And you know he may not have been perfect but I didn’t wake up every morning wondering how else he’d fucked up the planet.

Sometimes the setting transforms a good gig into something magical. Spent the night at the venue and chatted with Eric Bogel around the campfire afterwards.

The insidious ways the populace are undermining the regime are simply delicious to watch.😈

If you believe he is the new Messiah let's crucify him and wait 3 days!

So much for Trump’s ceasefire claims. 🫤

The cookers ⛽️ are exploding with delight. Apparently the gov blew up Corio to push us into EVs which they’ll use to monitor our movements. Why they care is yet to be explained. 🤷‍♀️ #refinery

Open/closed

Our trivia team name was ‘and in first place’. We did not come first.

Migrants simultaneously skive off the system & steal jobs. Very skilful.

It’s oclospene

That’s because we’ve left it to the men to organise so 🦗🦗🦗

Now make them all pay taxes.

Fooking ‘ell!!

And where is the boycott of Israeli athletes?

Himself told me his company, IBM had been fined US$17 mill for their DEI policies by the US gov. They settled out of court. Daylight robbery of course but necessary for gov contracts. I bet that’s not an isolated case. 🤬 #uspolitics

We were worried about mum’s ring. She said if she wasn’t wearing it people would think she had the kids out of wedlock.

😢

I think I am finally done with FB. I loved it back in the day. Apparently the fact that I believe in the benefits of diversity means I’ve been brainwashed says ‘Mrs Meat & 3 Veg’. 🙄 #facebook #cesspool

You have your own way of grifting.

So you’re just spamming people to help you produce more cats that you can’t afford.🙄

Photo of a black dog on green grass

Near miss this morning.

Took the dogs to the beach. Rex nearly got a fish hook stuck in his mouth. It was in there, but hadn’t hooked him. 😳 The fisherman had just left the baited hook on the ground. 🤬 #dogsofbluesky

Love how in denying any involvement she shone the spotlight on herself. 😈

Eek.