Librarians:

Big boi! In many ways 🤤

Ok. *stares*

I need to sore throat that started on Sunday either go away or become full fledged sickness.

So if I could take a seat there…

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Just realized the base lunch salad recipe i had made in MyFitnessPal included 6 cups of grape tomatoes, instead of 6 individual tomatoes

The brokeback mountain guys after eating the beans:

Like, what is he doing?!?!

Need my butt/hammie to be better so i can lift legs again 😒

So a normal Tuesday

Oh. (Contemplates driving over to Fort Lauderdale)

Putting in my commit dates and comments in workfront: “it’ll get done when it gets done”

You really can’t top stanning the scammers lol

Who the fuck are are these ransoms at the gym this morning? And which one is the blank 37 yo profile with the name daddy?

Congrats to John Turnip on the new gig

Fast foodie

He made sure not to mention Rubio

Who’s left? Tulsi?

No one, from what I hear

Haven’t we already done this?

My sister sent side by side pictures of my nephew and me as a baby, say he looks like you! I’m like, it’s not that hard. Babies look a lot alike

Never l. Not at all. It’s absurd. How dare you suggest it. I’d never

My moans would drown out all other sounds

Hell yeah

Just for fun

The devil when he went down to Georgia:

I know what eBay was. Emphasis on was, cuz who knows what they do now. All the rest are probably some ai company with no path to profitability or even acquisition

Turn off all the lights then

Another morning of wanting my guts rearranged