Kendrick Lamar unraveling the fiber of Na’vi spirituality: “What is it? THE BRAIDS!?”

Bill Burr turnin’ into Aaron Burr on us

What is Camp Buy Me Love?

Dawg, listening to the ep of WTF where Marc Maron reflects and talks about retiring the pod is like reverting me back to when Steve left Blues Clues

Went to a bar. It’s kinda dead. But I’m just choppin’ it up with a bartender friend.
The other one says “what music you like? I like it play to the crowd.” Then he proceeds to play Bowling for Soup

Roommate: “Dude! Milhouse’s mom is so hot.”

Buddy, this is why we’re friends :)

The Rehearsal is incredible. It’s just so benignly horrifying that you can’t help but laugh at all the new flavors of absurdity it’s creating

Sinners FUCKS.

Dawg how the fuck do we protect the people we care about most? This shit is moving too fast

I fear that the worst is already commencing. We may not know the specifics, but the worst atrocities happen in darkness

I’m listening to an autoplay station on Apple Music. The song is “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now” by The Smiths. But instead of being from the usual album and having the familiar cover, it’s been included in a cheaply-made album called “Spring Break 2025 Pool Party”. Sadly, I actually found this and this is not a bit :/

Recession inbound.

Who is the Mandela-phant?

I wish black midi would officiate my wedding. Or funeral. Idk. Whichever one comes first

What is a pool noodle?

What is the Cape of Good Ben?

playin’ Shadow of the Colossus + jammin’ to Mariah Carey = the Emancipation of Mono (モノ)

Who is Deviled Eggs Benedict?

What is Mark Wahlberg on the Titanic?

Hot dog.

And dawg… when they announced Cher, that shit HIT

Can we please give The Roots their flowers? They played with like half the performers at SNL’s homecoming

What is Djibouti?

What is a love of Robert Frost?

Who is 800-588-2300?

What is ninja turtles?

What is ooky spooky fruit?

What is “Say boy, Jamaican me angry with those crocodile tears”?

Whoever reads this and still has some fight in ‘em, just know you can do something about it

It’s hard to stand up for what you think is right when you feel you’ve lost. But the battles you lost are in the past. Sometimes they were all just dominos cascading in order to prepare you for this moment now

Who is e= vanescence?