And yes that was my first post back in 6 months LMAO

My boyfriend really has no right to have such a nice booty. 🙄

This man said I needed to wear more silver, so I asked him if he was going to buy me some. He said he would rather melt and mold my own jewelry for me than buy it.

I think I'm winning. 😭

My step dad is a whole demon for absolutely zero reason.

Us against the world.

I just started The Boondocks from the beginning, and maaaan😭

My best friend keeping me updated in real time is the best.

My bestie > yours💜

Is there any man out there who will buy me a steam deck?

I'm asking for myself.

This is not the world i wanted my kids growing up in, but I guess we move.

Truly.

Friends randomly buying games off my steam wishlist? Priceless.

I'm also trying to figure out why my neighbors downstairs walk so heavy it sounds like they live above us when we're the ones on the top floor?😭

Reality doesn't even seem like reality half of the time. When is Ashton gonna come out and say all of this is a prank?

I give people the benefit of the doubt just to see why I shouldn't.

man it’d be cool if we could get some precedented times every once in a while

I need friends in my person who don't let me down every other day.

Being surrounded by unreliable people is truly a problem for me.

I'm good on that.

I'm not gonna lie to you, I love being a mom and it's one of my favorite things I've ever done.

I'm ngl, I hate the fact that i can drink coffee and go to bed immediately after.

I need energy so bad but nothing works 💀

MY BABIES COME HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL THIS WEEK.

28 looks nice. 💜

Not this man buying me Baulders Gate 3 just so we can play it together. 🥲

I jussssss wanna fall in love.

I was perfectly fine yesterday, and today, I woke up with a cool fever of 103.
This shit HURTS.

I have mixed emotions about Smile 2.

We're at the point in the year where I have no idea what day of the week it is and I no longer care. This is freedom, this is the way humans are meant to live

Being tired all day, then not being able to sleep at night is my downfall. 🫠

This may be an "old woman yells at cloud" moment, but I genuinely do miss when a game just released fully and that was it. No extra DLC content, no micro transactions, etc. Just buying the game and you get the ENTIRE experience in box.

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Girl it hits different. I could not stop when I started 😭 please let me know what you think. We love you sooo much.