HELL YEAH bsky.app/profile/weju...

Is the “We’re just normal men” account here yet? My Mondays have been hollow without them

If she can do it, we can all do it.

Don’t be fooled by their fabulousness. They still are associated with saying weird shit about dogs

We sometimes look almost worse than last year but are in a better seed than last year but are almost the same team as last year. This season is gonna break me if we don’t hit a good trade by deadline

9th trip dub this season. When it comes to Fantasy Basketball, this is my Dark Magician (Jokic is my Slifer The Sky Dragon and Lonzo is my Kuriboh)

Making something based on random things on Facebook Marketplace and came across this gem. $390 is a steal for protection against every disease, guys

Go see #Presence when it opens on Friday. It’s a movie from the ghost’s perspective so it really teaches you why the family who moves into the haunted house are actually colonizers.

Bad news, movie gang. Better Man is good. The musical monkey movie actually kind of rocks.

My favorite part of MUFASA was when Taka says “hm, I’m evil now”, and completely changes his voice and demeanor and no one suspects a thing.

TikTok needs to take this to the Tournament of Power

Idk why but I feel strongly that if I was being bullied Caitlin Clark could sit us down and make us friends, probably warn us about the perils of recreational drug use too, all while never not spinning a basketball for absolutely no reason.

that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

To be fair, he’s suing their label for allegedly boosting Dot’s streams. If proven true that would be a net good for all artists 🤷🏾‍♂️

BREAKING: Trump appoints the Rowdy Ruff Boys as heads of security

My GOAT is named LeBron James and he knows 50% of the lyrics to all his favorite songs 💪🏾😤

Sounds like a mix between Matthew McConaughey and Barney Fife

Does Bluesky have gangs? I’d like to join a gang.

They laughed at his nails but those are his Infinity Stones.

A lot of people want to find the left’s response to red pill podcast hosts. You’re not gonna like it but I think it’s time we ask every cool liberal youth pastor to put down the guitar and pick up a microphone

Top notch nanner, my dude

#TheChallenge editors were fighting for their lives to stretch this episode to an hour and a half

Y'all made yourselves so incredibly clear but you still wanted leftists to fall in line like Trump voters. Yall are acting so much like the right and can't see it. It's insane.

Every Democrat that is somehow blaming leftists for Trump - You can't act like you don't need progressives and then get mad when you actually did need them. How exactly are you without blame? Who did you convince to vote for Kamala? Did you talk to your racist uncle?

PLEEEEAAASSSAEEEEEEE can we leave the toxicity behind tho? I’ll pay us all one dollar

I think we were thinking more like whats our answer to Andrew Tate and all the red pill content (at least I was). Like, what Internet personalities do we have that could have young men so enthusiastically enthralled by

The final piece of advice I would like to give to new folks tonight is that Bluesky will be what you make of it. When I came over from the former Twitter, I resolved to be more kind to others here than I was over there. That choice has made being here so much better. Keep it in mind for yourself.

One of the best lessons I’ve lived by for writing jokes. Gotta get out of that sunk cost mindset

It’s tough cuz sensationalism seems to be the only thing that sells. We’d have to do some long-term societal brain rewiring for reasonable and educated opinions to get views

Is this idea so bad that it’s camp?