“MIKE, WHO CHEESE HAIRY?”

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currently

THEY’RE ALL GAY??

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currently watching weak hero class 1

it genuinely feels like I’m in quarantine rn

anthems Charli xcx · how i'm feeling now · Song · 2020

currently: open.spotify.com/track/2ljvO8...

fka twigs u will be dealt with /lh /j

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walked into my workplace today and there was a guy in the lobby sitting at a table with a vr headset on

I really need to stop being such a petty driver, AGAIN almost got into a car crash

after cleaning it up I haven’t looked at it again, I have yet to take off my socks so idk how it’s going 😭

SpongeBob: The Infamous Toenail Scene (High Quality!) YouTube video by Simply Bob

this is what happened to me youtu.be/eeUiB783nq8?...

congrats, squeenie! 💜💜

y’all remember that Squidward torture porn episode of SpongeBob? yeah that literally just happened to me 🗿

hey siri search how to delete previous tweet

hey siri search images of Santa x Krampus yaoi

if the Joker was woke he’d be the Woker and he’d ask “why so queerious?”

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clearing my email inbox and was violently reminded of when I missed my flight over a year ago

cinnamonomenon

cinnamonappolis

thankfully I finally went after I got back from work, never got the urge while working 😋😋

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at my mri appointment rn wml

the thought of getting the urge before or even during work tomorrow is nightmarish. 5.75 hours btw

two olipops and I still haven’t pooped since Friday night. I fear there’s something wrong with my stomach

just found the CRAZIEST ariana grande perfume dupes on amazon 😭😭

streamer hard at work

it was me btw

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fun fact, six days from now will be one year since i joined bluesky and THIS is my first post 💀💀