Sales: the text for these hotels has to be structured with bullet points like this (shows example)
Me: okay, do you want to keep the body text before the bullet points or get rid of it altogether?
Sales: keep just the body text for the moment please

This milk order was there for YEARS. Why nobody else took action? I believe its cruise control.

It took me 1 week to convince everyone this has to change, and 1 survey to find out that actually 70% of the people in the office actually don't even drink dairy milk. At all. With most of the employees preferring almond milk.

Example: I work in an office and we have a weekly delivery of milk that used to be 3 cartons of whole and 3 cartons of skimmed. By the end of the week whole milk went bad because nobody drank it, skimmed milk ran out. From time to time people were complaining to each other, but not to HR

Because you have to be deprived of autopilot to be able to voice your concern, demand change and get shit done in the end

Activist is basically like a manual car in a world of automatic cars with cruise control features

Less than an hour after asking my colleagues not to throw paper towels in the recycling bin in a big office meeting, there were 2 paper towels in the said bin.

Let's see what happens faster: my colleagues learning how to use the recycling bin or me quitting.

Next to the pile of boxes is a bunch of smoothies. "Do you know what's in the smoothies?" you ask the HR lady who ordered everything. "I don't know" she says. "Do you know if there's dairy in it?" is your next question. "I don't know, but you can call the place this came from and ask!" she smiles.

You walk your vegan ass in the office kitchen in the morning. Today is the day of the monthly meeting, and HR got everyone pastry and smoothies. You are the only vegan, so a lonely pack of oreos is staring at you from the top of the tall pile of pastry boxes.

Some friendships are more complicated and dramatic than relationships

Very annoying to be a broke bitch with the wrong kind of passport while everyone around me is travelling

CEO: Oh no, we didn't reach our target, I am FORCED to pay you less, there's nothing I can do about it

Also CEO: sets the targets

CEO: we need to do this-and-that and we really have to focus, otherwise we won't be able to achieve our goal for the year

Bro, you're the CEO, you set these goals yourself

No context

So funny how the people talking about free market are the same people who want to shut down their borders. So do you actually want free market or do you want to just stop paying taxes? Make up your minds

Americans need to fucking chill, do you guys even know what an invasion looks like?

Am I even allowed to call myself gay if I never had a mullet? Should I get a mullet?

Just sent a pitch of myself to an art gallery. God have mercy on me

Is anyone else genuinely afraid of cis straight men who are too pretty? Like this perfect Hollywood face Orlando Bloom but with big eyes kinda situation? It's like you know they can get away with basically anything and it is terrifying

Pov you spend 20 minutes creating a errr unique ai image turn it into a nft token to sell for shiny ethirium and go to sleep peacefully errr glad with your contribution to the errr deglobalisation and demonopolisation of the system errr

Parent [jokingly]: my eldest children from both marriages are anxious perfectionists and partisans [read: with poor communication issues] HAHAHA what a coincidence it's probably because they are both Leos ♌️

Sometimes [most of the time] I think my family is just a bunch of random unrelated people who were put together in a social experiment to see if they can bond based on nothing but paperwork. The experiment is going poorly.

Family dynamic:
Dad [unintentionally] triggers kid's mental breakdown -> dad realises it postfactum spirals into guilt trip -> kid gets out of their breakdown to get dad from his breakdown -> everyone starts apologising -> everyone in meltdown

Mental breakdown on the 1st of January, doing great.

This one is especially annoying because I'm happy with all my relationships right now and don't even feel lonely. So there is literally ZERO triggers for it. Just a plain obsession.

"If it is a string of fairy lights hanging in the room and not you, it's already an achievement"

Real NY resolution: to stop obsessing over people who don't even remember you exist anymore [said a person with OCD] also get stronger meds

Knuckle tattoo idea: LEFT and THE OTHER LEFT