Lisan A.I. Gaib

He’s positioning for the next conservative grift, where they try and win back Republican voters who’ve finally had enough by saying “ok, Trump was too far, but are you really going to vote for a Democrat? Here’s a mainstream Republican alternative,” but it’ll be more of the same in gentler packaging

Maysn Winn has a new benchmark to shoot for

Between this and the transcript from the US District Court in NJ that the NYTimes posted today, it’s been a banner day for dipshit lawyers getting what’s coming to them.

I subscribed to the Athletic back when Joe Posnanski went there and stayed after he left because I like Keith Law and a couple of their beat writers, but the beat writers are now gone, too and KLaw might not be enough when the rest of their content is garbage like this

Sounds like a fantastic night

I hate that they go 3 on 3 in overtime

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil and The Godfather are two more

Baseball is awesome

Goddamn, when people use “solution” as a verb, I want to murder them through their stupid zoom meeting

Nicholas Cage would give 110% in a hosting role and it would be amazing.

Hey, why do you have to make everything about me?

I’ve been saying this for the last few years, but they should have gone all in for Pujols’ last season with Yadi & Waino, while Arenado and Goldy were still good - taken a big swing at the WS & then blown it up. Instead, they went cheap and we got multiple mediocre seasons instead before rebuilding

I’m going to see it Sunday so don’t spoil it - I can’t wait to find out if she ever kills that guy she’s after (I forget what his name is)

I agree - since Jackie Robinson the talent pool has consistently grown and expansion hasn’t kept up. The issue will continue with the proliferation of players coming over from Japan/Korea, expanding the pool further. Adding teams to water down the talent level seems like a valid response.

Got it - I’m not a Warriors fan, but he seems like an ok dude and is fun to watch (but I’m not really a die hard fan of any team, so I just like watching good basketball)

Paul and Green I get, but why do you hate Curry?

Jesus - that’s insane athleticism

What a throw

Dislocated my pinkie during basketball this morning:

I love that the festival’s response to complaints was “shut the fuck up you dork ass loser”

There are some use cases I’ve heard for both stablecoins and tokenized money market funds that make some sense for institutional investors using them as collateral that can be moved outside of normal market hours, but I haven’t heard a compelling use case for the avg investor that makes sense today

If the Angels sign him to a big contract, he’ll almost certainly be injured for the vast majority of the length of the contract.

George Brett once asked me where the bathroom was at a golf course. I pointed it out to him. He thanked me.

Listen to Tom’s Diner by Suzanne Vega. That will then be stuck in your head, but the other things will be gone

Haven’t seen Hef in a while, but I’m sure Andy Garcia is on his mind today

At least one of my two favorite teams won tonight.

I bet he also considers himself to be “Pro-Life”

Naughty

I went on a Low kick about 10-15 years ago and listened to tons of their stuff and now I can’t remember why I stopped. I really liked them