The dumbest person you know is arguing in the Instagram comments of a business post rn

Sucking dick and cock, at my birthday dinner?

Ew

Wait so has anyone put that ball up their ass yet

Like we are listening to CTE in real time

Giving all these male athletes podcasts is so funny because people are just now realizing the majority of these men are the children that should’ve been left behind

Watching drag race is like watching football for me (derogatory)

People keep asking me to go places and do things, and I just want to sit in our new condo

Omg

The content we needed

I wanna try his food so badddd

Sometimes you’re scrolling your feed like normal, and then BAM, fisting video 🥴

I’ve decided they should have snacks

Does Steamworks have snacks

Everybody’s a power bottom until the real girth shows up

The new Gen Z trend is to order drinks and give compliments to make up for the fact that they’re not going to tip. I’d rather you call me an ugly bitch and hit that 20% button actually

This new thing where people who voted for Trump 3 times now want to complain about him, shut up you dummy bitch

Pinky up is not good

Idk who decided bush is in but can you undecide it thanks

‘Tall, dark, and handsome’ referring to a white man with brown hair? Not in this reality

Cruising

My least favorite cream pie is coconut

Who managed to go on a cruise to the Bahamas and come back with zero tan lines?

Can’t believe they killed Caesar after everything he did for salad

I only watch AHS when the witches are involved, so this is very pleasing to me

The kids love Snapchat, they say it’s the new Grindr lol

I’m so happy skinny fit pants aren’t a thing anymore. Looked like I was smuggling a produce section for the past decade and a half

Last day of the cruise and it’s raining womp womp

Me supporting hoe shit