Same, but luckily for me my head hit the macrame owl on the wall and saved me.

Oh hi. The sky is Blue over here.

youtu.be/tO8K9b5iOfA?...

Can't, I'm browning a roast.

One of the greatest things about being a parent to teens is, having someone to stay up late to video the meteor shower for you.

@januaryjames.bsky.social

I think America needs to adopt the "Tea Time" tradition where everybody just chills the fuck out for half an hour.

Thought for the day:

What tha fook?!

My top 3?

Spider-Man
Batman
Carnage

* unwitty man-splainer correction*

Oh yeah? Well have you ever been tangled up and almost hanged by an automatic seat belt?

Who Ha, I crack myself up.

"You be the Sinner honey ,and I'll be the Sin"

- Hayes Carll/Ray Wylie Hubbard

When did you get ordained?

All those seasons and Emily Prentiss stayed with the bangs 🤔

I did not have “CDC warning of leprosy cases rising in Central Florida” on my 2023 Bingo card. But in retrospect, I should have considered it.

But how will they know it's hot and humid in the middle of summer?

Seriously!

I get the feeling BlueSky users don't drink as much coffee, or at least don't post about it constantly.

dude maybe you should just try thinking about baseball instead

Sneezes also...

One of my Dad's favorite things to tell me, is how much EVERYTHING he just bought at the grocery store costs.

Fuck if I know.

If you don't clap the tongs together at least three times, are you even cooking?

If you already have multiple thousand followers on here, you're not using it correctly and you're a cop/ho.

My teenage daughter woke up before 1:00 and is already in the shower, I'm frightened.

Can't, playing Peggle.

Hey, yaw ain't giving your invites to OFs are you?