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Posts by Shit Facilitators Say

brb holding space for insight

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

Again I ask, can we just try adding in facilitation and see how it goes?
- FOTUS: Facilitator of the United States / or
- PF: Prime Facilitator
- DOF: Department of Facilitation
- FG: Facilitator General

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

Proud to be a Woman In F.L.E.M.:
Facilitating
Lots of
Exemplary
Modules

1 month ago 3 1 0 0

I'm just a facilitator
Standing in front of a group
Begging them to keep report-outs to 3 minutes

1 month ago 7 0 0 0

You ok babe? You hardly stood for your vision stand.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Pro tip: when nobody knows what the next action is, suggest a landscape analysis.

1 month ago 4 0 0 0
A pack of huge Post Its

A pack of huge Post Its

When they bring out the good Post Its:

1 month ago 12 3 1 0

I just facilitated 10 facilitators and lived to tell the tale. Ask me anything.

1 month ago 4 0 1 0
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a white bunny rabbit with pink ears is sitting on a wooden table with its mouth open . Alt: a white bunny rabbit with pink ears is sitting on a wooden table with its mouth open .

When the group in the room is
NOT
the group from the prep calls:

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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Michael Scott cringing

Michael Scott cringing

Facilitator realizing the last 5 minutes just destroyed the agenda

2 months ago 7 0 0 0

Facilitators: We've got (at most) 4 - 5 more days to reference the Olympics in our check-ins, reflection questions and group prompts. Go for the gold! 🏅

2 months ago 4 0 0 0

Pair Share: What shifts when we add "On Olympic Ice" to our Q2 KPIs? How does this expand our sense of what's possible?

Examples:
▪️Secure 15 meetings w/ key legislators...On Olympic Ice
▪️Recruit 10 new monthly donors... On Olympic Ice.
▪️Convene 3 Teen Advisory Board meetings... On Olympic Ice

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

POV: your facilitator has been replaced by a chat bot.

"Look, it's no secret that plenty of people think icebreakers are cringe. But honestly? They may just be the kind of cringe that can knit this team back together."

2 months ago 4 0 0 1
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When a group participant corners me during a bio-break I called for my own bio-needs:

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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When the retreat accommodations are unexpectedly rustic:

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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When there is 1 mostly used flip chart pad and 2 dry markers available for the 8-hour strategic planning session:

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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When there is no sturdy easel on site:

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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When the client says the invoice got lost in their inbox:

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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When the sticky notes provided aren't Post-It brand, despite specifying Post-Its and Post-Its ONLY:

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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When a participant ducks out before the triads, throwing my numbers off:

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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When the meeting venue won't let me change the room setup:

2 months ago 4 1 1 0

Facilitator Olympics - Materials challenge: Facilitate an entire strategic planning process with only one color marker.

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Facilitator Olympics - Team event: The entire group returns on time from break.

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Facilitator Olympics - Endurance event: Facilitate 4 gigs in January & February without getting the flu.

2 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Facilitator Olympics - Solo event: Facilitate alone when your co-facilitator is sick.

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

Facilitator Olympics - Power challenge: Balance supportive and confronting stances while naming the unnamed power dynamic in the room.

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Facilitator Olympics - Spatial challenge: Rearrange 10 tables and 60 chairs from boardroom layout to horseshoe layout before participants arrive.

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Facilitator Olympics - Breakout math: Calculate all possible combos of pairs, triads, & quartets for a group of 47.

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

Facilitator Olympics - Bathroom sprint: Make it to the 3rd fl. bathroom & back while participants are in 4 min pair-share.

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