I’ve been asking that everyday for the past year.

Nothing says America First like going to Hungary to prop up an ultra-right dictator.

It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.

@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social were digging the scholarly Professor Capehart look Jonathan is sporting today. Very cool academic vibe! 🧐

When shutdowns occur due to the intransigence of either party, the number of days lost to Congressional inactivity should be reduced from their days of service and if not reflected in their pay, certainly added to the required days for pension eligibility.

No chance that flag will be properly inspected and managed after hitting the ground. Hopefully the same carelessness that let that happen might result in it being hoisted up the pole upside down, proving two wrongs sometimes do make a right.

Defies logic to classify Zionism as “white supremacy” when Zionists have been instrumental in supporting the emigration of Ethiopian Jews, Syrian Jews, Iranian Jews to Israel. That said the illegal “settlers” infuriate many who believe they’re more likely to destabilize security than enhance it.

Famous Charles DickIns classic: An Epstein Carol

The cosplay fatigues are a dead giveaway.

I’ve heard and would love to confirm, that part of WalMart’s onboarding process for new hires is to show them how to apply for SNAP. If true, that falls under the “tell me you don’t care about my food security without telling me you don’t care about my food insecurity.”

Do you know who I’m supposed to contact? Because I’ve not received my Soros signed check yet and I’ve been protesting since the late 1960s.

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You’re kidding! Another white guy? Not a drag Queen, brown illegal or trans? I’m shocked. Shocked!

I stood up for him too. I chained up a shit eating dog. And when someone said he wasn’t fit to screw a dead possum, I said he most certainly was.

Broken clock theory.

“Big Pharma is going to be paying you to take drugs!”

But it’s okay to take horse dewormer!

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I heard👂🏻that Kash Patel is the new Inspector Clouseau🤣🤣🤣

Tyler Robinson, Kirk's alleged shooter, is a white man from a Trump supporting conservative family that loved guns.

He used all the language and references that Groypers use.

MAGA will spin and turn and pivot and lie and distract. Their base will believe it.

But they aren't the majority.

Speaker Mike Johnson's wife has made a career out of "helping" gay men who are shamed by their religion to "stop" being gay . . . if you ever wonder how they met.

The Supreme(ly disappointing) Court has provided the standard for ICE profilers in determining who should be kidnapped to black rendition sites.

“I love the smell of a fresh diaper in the morning,” Melanoma Trump.

@sarahaholtz.bsky.social

Fecal matter ruins beach weekend.

This situation can easily be remedied by not testing the water.

He was majestic in his love and loyalty (to three people only but monumental nonetheless). He cared for his female human when she was struck with a migraine. He never met a treat or bowl of food he didn’t like. He was a master manipulator with his slow blinks and plaintive mews. I will miss him so.

Every accusation is a confession.

One of these is a Spirograph art project. One is Texas’ planned redistricting map. See if you can tell the difference.

*being

When a story of an elephant hunter bring crushed to death in the act is reported, try as I might, I can’t summon any sympathy.

Maybe they wrote sonnets to each other but were embarrassed to reveal that passion. And that was their “beautiful secrets.” Because when I think “wordsmith” the first name that comes to covfefe mind is Ol’ Yamtits Drumpf.