Sadly, if there were an infinite number of monkeys, the last thing anyone would be thinking about is theatre.

I'm a big fan of Hello from the Magic Tavern, though I'd have no idea how you'd do a pastiche!!

people who don't pay attention to kerning just want to watch the world bum

Me : invents a device to talk to cats

Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you

Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want

Cat :

Me :

Cat : first of all fuck you