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Posts by Fivefootsmallbean

One time I read a John Grisham book and fell into a whole rabbit hole on mass tort litigation.

So… take that

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I’m not saying all my problems would be solved by having a nugget ice machine in my office but it would solve one.

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Well good to know it isn’t just me.

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I should come here more often.

Today’s thought: at work we’ve been putting a lot of weight on the question “in the last week I’ve been praised for work I’ve done”

Have you done work worthy of being praised?

8 months ago 4 0 1 0

David - “this movie is so shallow my ankles aren’t getting wet”

9 months ago 3 0 0 0

Posting this here because I want to tell my FIL in person.

As of July 1, 2025 I will no longer be an Assistant Librarian.

Because I have been promoted to the rank of Assistant Librarian and granted tenure.

10 months ago 12 0 2 0

My desire and ability to say “eff this” is curtailed by the fact that I’d have to hire my own attorney.

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Anyway - so Andor was amazing. Some of the best known, lesser known, and unknown actors.

Between Andor and Sinners I think awards season has been spoken for.

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White women with low self-esteem are fine until they make it everyone else’s fault.

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Vegas was a few years ago - I cannot and will not make this my problem or priority.

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If you know the situation please don’t send me information - I’m pretty sure you cannot file a missing persons report on someone who isn’t missing and is just doing drugs with her kids present.

I know and I care but I cannot do this AGAIN.

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I’m not the one who left her kids in a motel room in Vegas with people she didn’t know because I was in a drug haze.

It is hard when you love someone more and than they love themselves. I want you to get better but I cannot stop my life to save you.

The BLOCK feature is sadly in use.

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This week has been *not* the worst but pretty terrible. I’m pretty sure someone love is in methamphetamine psychosis

This isn’t the first time that they’ve asked me to fix their problems but it is the1st time she said if anything happened to her kids (that she put in this situation) it was my fault

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Hear me out: Dear Abby - but for food.

Dear Abby, I’m seasonally allergic to x but I’m craving x, what should I make to cure this craving.

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My husband’s 13 year old niece said that I’m “pretty like a painting” 10/10 compliment.

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So far this season of Andor is sustaining my opinion as the best political drama since The West Wing.

I also don’t believe I’ve ever heard the word rape in Star Wars. Colonialism and imperialism - regardless of the universe hurts.

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I’ve never been one to separate the art from the artist, JK Rowling is the reason why.

If she’d just wrote Happy Potter and STFU, but no, every single penny she gets is blood money.

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I’m waiting to see how the copyright lawsuit shakes out first!

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Not yet - apparently Crichton’s family objected to it being an ER sequel so I’m torn

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I think I’m back on my depression rewatch of ER. It makes me miss my father and my mother-in-law so I’ll have to do this slowly.

The sounds of hospital equipment happens in my sleep.

1 year ago 3 0 1 0

Me: Ugh, this whole thing makes me angry because I LIKE The Punisher.
Husband: You also like media literacy.

This man is violent in his accuracy.

1 year ago 2 1 0 0

Me, a grown professional: Righty tighty, lefty loosely

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My brilliant coworker reminded me today that you can’t pour from an empty cup.

The cup isn’t just empty, it’s broken.

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Grief is proof that love existed. Though like me, our time was short, the void left is immense.

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If you saw a mutual who is a white man being shitty and you didn’t call them out… why not? What social capital did you think you’d gain or lose by not being like “bro … this take is racist”

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I’m never going to ask Wes Anderson to make a movie where Black women are the target audience. I don’t get pissy because stuff isn’t made for me.

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My depression rewatch of ER is extremely relevant because one of my one daily prescriptions is being counted against my health insurance premium and not my script copay. I can’t afford it. I emailed my doctor and explained but what if this was a life sustaining medication.

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Y’all realize that lactose tolerance is the mutation, right?

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

The number of people who shop for food at Dollar General because that’s the only option is MANY.

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