The video ad on this 😍. I love listening to the things you do.

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🙄...

Good morning to that white van I mentioned a while back that blew through the 3 way stop without even thinking about hitting the brakes.

Good job on nearly running me over this morning.

Albertans are the least satisfied with quality of life across Canada: StatCan | Globalnews.ca A new survey from Statistics Canada shows that Albertans are less satisfied with the quality of life in Canada when compared to other Canadians.

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Yeah, we got a dumb government in control, seditionists everywhere, a virtually non-existent job market satisfied with paying a pittance for their worker's survival...

WANKPANZER!

All I have to do is type W and A and the auto-prompt gives me what I need 🤣

I may actually venture out to a cinema to see it, it looks like it'll be a good time

I'm a big fan of "I don't know, but let's look it up together" if the whys persist.

Even if they don't, or you know the answer, sometimes it's nice to introduce the idea of independence in the kid so that when the why comes up, they can say to themselves, "I don't know, but I can look it up."

True wisdom has been imparted upon us this day.

My mini fridge is steak and cheese sub sandwich scented and I fucking love it.

To be clear, I didn't spill anything in there, my roomie just surprised me with a Firehouse sub and I'd already had dinner by that point, so I stuffed it in there for breakfast this morning and just ... 😍🤌 mm-mm.

Something something gut bacteria.

Youtube just recommended "Everything Great About Avengers: Infinity War" and I can't help but remember a thing I saw about this movie a while back that said "If Thanos did actually wipe out half of ALL life in the universe, the remaining people would have been power blasting everything with poop."

Havin' some trouble there, Big Sky? I mean Bluesky?

Mother Nature out here flexin' so hard, she's bring the city to its knees.

I love getting cardboard cuts on my cardboard cut.

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💩

There is not an insignificant part of me that wants the cat to stop licking my toes after I come out of the shower.

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Hooray! My vtuber playlist shall grow again!

I keep a WoW Jesus in the back pocket for when I pray to the almighty loot lord and saviour, RNGesus. Comes in handy for snap gags and the odd moment where unhinged players are told "y'all need Jesus."

These shoulders? 😁

I'm at the point now where I don't bother writing concise instructions and details when my video card drivers crash while playing or doing anything. The problem is so frequent and widespread that I'm fed up having reported these things for months to no effect.

Sorry not sorry.

I don't remember there being so many ads the last time I watched The Dark Knight.

Fucking enshittification.

It is incredibly endearing to see Toby drooling in front of me.

Popping in to see him and give him a little brushing (stupid shedding season...) has graced with me soft mews, little kitty engine purring, and so-happy-he-started-leaking drool. He's normally afraid of me because male

Cats are weird.

This merch idea is

Cats are weird.

This etiquette is (and should be) extended to all who make use of a urinal, regardless of age. Respect does not begin at 16 and end at 90. If you're in there, you're in there for your business and what's your business is not my business.

I hope this helps?

~ should be respected to the utmost.

This is all assuming there are no barbarians in the mix. There's a reason this is a meme. ⬇️