lol are you taking the piss?

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Not true. I have been fed laxatives and by the time I realised something was afoot it was too late.

True, but we did have an era of relative calm for a short while. Then 9/11 happened and it all went to pot

In retrospect I would 100% have preferred to do it in teenage years. The arrogance of youth would have been extremely handy! Also the lessons would have been half the price in comparison 😂

Absolutely zero chance of being a serious professional now. No decent club will risk taking him on. Huge shame

Sorry but no, the 90’s was wicked. This current hellscape sucks

Guaranteed he’ll find a way to overact it

I didn’t learn and pass my test until I was 37 due to a combination of laziness, lack of money and then over time, fear. I became a father at 36 and decided to pull my finger out as it would be beneficial to drive as a parent. The initial anxiety behind the wheel was immense, but I’m glad I did it.

You’re a backronym

He was always England’s Michael Owen rather than Liverpool’s Michael Owen. He made his own bed and he should lie in it.

If my wife spent £800 on a Christmas tree I’d be telling her to take it straight back. Total waste of money

It’s because you swore and because he spelt rohypnol incorrectly

Not obvious at first but then it hits you and you feel that warm Quan Chi glow

Have hated him since The 11 O’Clock Show

Nonce is a prison acronym of Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise

Can’t have been worse than Boris or Truss as PM tbh

Used to get into a few scrapes 😂

What a dull confession lol

Bloody loads if my Discover timeline is anything to go by

Did Michael Caine post this?

Yes. Unfortunately any chance of a revival died with the closure of Psygnosis/Liverpool Studio

Batman Begin

Phwoar

Rees-Mogg!?!

Cleverer 🙈

Dogs on Acid is still going strong tbf. You should come back. It’s no way near as chaotic as it once was 🙂

Yeah, although all I’m seeing at the moment is people who like JRPGs, Sonic the Hedgehog or basketball 😂

Grave first and then Totoro after if I remember correctly. To cheer people up after such a depressing ending. Other way around would have been sadistic lol