Domestic Discipline for the Perimenopausal - The Offing Wit Tea - The Offing Magazine

Love this hilarious piece from Anavel Mingke via @theoffingmag.bsky.social

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Coconut cashew, by the way.

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

Me too, with the exhausted.

Can we all just appreciate the perfect Tetrising of this pasta? Bravo to the bagger at Tony's on Elston.

Golly I love Spinning J.

Tallulah attempting to get kibble ever faster

That looks GREAT.

AJ looks as surprised as I do.

oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese

Laundry Trade Cards Color lithographed Victorian-era trade cards were a key late 19th century advertising vehicle for national manufacturers and local businesses. These miniature posters, about the size of a postcard, we...

There were once laundry trading cards, of all things.

I also learned of the term "sad iron".

(FYI: hoo boy are there some racist ones in here.)
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Extreme ironing - Wikipedia

Trying to come up with a title for a short story, and found this.
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» Pacing as Moral Choice

This is so well said.
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Me too, both of these. But I won't tell anybody if you won't.

My publisher imploded last year. A crappy experience I wish upon no one. But next month, April 10th, a new publisher (Shotgun Honey) is set to pull my books from the grave. It’s not often you get a second chance is what I’m saying. I’m grateful for mine.

Shoulda tagged my own post. #Chicago

Didja know there's a stash of stained glass windows in a tunnel under Macy's on State Street?

There is!

(Y'know. Fields)

Last chance, no joke.

Hello, customer service? My new laptop doesn't support my 736 open tabs

Very strange.

I'll give it a shot!

I'm also having trouble with maps.

My brain's not very good at listening to that advice, however.

Favorite Books Read in 2025 Thanks to geralt on Pixabay for the image.

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Marek Zebrowski & David Lynch - Polish Night Music YouTube video by Noches de Insomnio

Mmmm ominous 😍
youtu.be/Fh9ugvaxLTk

Too often.

Shame too, since all of it was genius at one point

Pie. But since that's hard to find, ice cream. Not just a scoop, a scoop is for amateurs. Sundae, split, go big.

How am I JUST finding out today was national napping day? The one thing I excel at?

Tomorrow is the last day of this #sale.

One more little book won't hurt...

Plus, I can promise the dog lives. (There aren't actually any dogs in the book but still, you can't kill what ain't there)