"More draws than an IKEA warehouse"

FT Bournemouth 2-2 Manchester United

Never ceases to amaze us how so many people don't have a mute button on their devices!

The second they called it soccer, should've nuked em

You're the one crying, lad

Daniel Farke asked to Farke off by the ref there - sees Red! 🔴

Gabriel has the most punchable face in football, just seeing him breathe should earn him a yellow!

It's a man's game, lad

Ever heard of the mute button? 😁

We will let them know if Will won't.

WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM??

It's no secret! Jamie is in on it too!

Gotta feel for him. A manager who wants the best for this club, refuses to change his style for short term success and the board REFUSES to back him with signings/outgoings.

Twats.

Ruben Amorim caused damage to the big screen television in Manchester United’s dressing room during a furious critique of his players’ performance in the 3-1 defeat to Brighton & Hove Albion.

INEOS spokesman has said that 🐀Cliffe will reportedly cut Amorim's wages to compensate for the broken TV.

Washed club

NO HE DIDN'T

Mel is great! 💪🏼

Dead 😭

Before signing Kolo Muani, Juventus presented a formal approach to Man Utd for Joshua Zirkzee. Loan — salary covered, loan fee, and an important buy option, but United rejected.

Zirkzee also told United he wanted to STAY and FIGHT for his place and the Man Utd shirt.

[Fabrizio Romano]

Amad just showed him levels

Sources say Manuel Ugarte is always one of the last players to leave Carrington, and he is undertaking additional gym sessions after training.

[MEN]

Setting the standards.

This is correct 👀

hablas ingles?

Well... Take em

From "Ready for a new challenge" to "Willing to stay"

His PR team found no suitors so they will not play the "Love United, rejected big clubs" nonsense again.

Neville is garbage, Carra does bring some valid points now and then tbh.

Who cares about the victors? United just lost 2-0!! (Common L btw)

Close your eyes?!

Mute button can save lives

Use an audio splitter, m8

What about United?