This is Pepperjack Microwave and she's an asshole.

HELL YEAH

Sometimes I wonder if my cat's meows have gotten squeakier because my voice is cracking and he thinks this is just how we communicate now.

Fun fact: if you leave a bag of peelable gummies in your car for several hours on a summer afternoon & don't open them until they've been sitting at room temp several hours after that, you'll find that the outer layer turns into a nightmarish but tasty candy slime while the interiors remain in tact.

Misread the whipped cream part of a recipe for no bake cheesecake and ended up making Cool Whip from scratch. Task failed successfully, I guess.

Sometimes you just gotta tell yourself to step away from the bento boxes because there ain't no fancy pants Tupperware that's gonna suddenly get your life together. Waste your money on something a bit more fun.

Feeling blessed and highly favored today. I got five (5) whole minutes of tummy time with my son (a cat). Activities included Face On Floof, kisses, respectful rubs, and belly bongos.

Edited screenshot of Captain Kirk fighting with the Gorn captain, from the Star Trek TOS episode "Arena." They are locked together in a tight embrace as they wrestle in front of alien rocks. The picture has a pink tinge to it and bright sparkles here and there. The Gorn captain has long eyelashes and is blushing pink, and is wearing a pretty pink bow on top of his scaly green head. His gemstone eyes glitter with the look of love. A large cartoonish pink heart with an arrow through it, as well as a few smaller pink hearts, float above Kirk and the Gorn captain's head.

kiss kiss kiss 😊

“What about straight representation?!”

Honey, we have all seen the ID channel.

My cat is so used to screaming at the side of my bed in the morning so I will scoop him up for cuddles. Sorry bud, can't reach you anymore 😔

In the 5 years I've lived in my home, I've never had a bed frame. Recently I gave in and got one. Got it assembled today and I already know I'm gonna fall out at least once.

My cat just bit my leg (not hard) and walked off like he didn't do anything. EXCUSE ME, SIR? THE FUCK?

handsome shirtless buckaroo on the left and on the right there is bigfoot in his pilots uniform title is POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME BIGFOOT PILOT: A TRANS BUCKAROO TALE

cover of MY GENDER FLUID BUTT IS POUNDED BY THIS HANDSOME PTERODACTYL SPACE ACCOUNTANT featuring a well dressed buckaroo on the left and a pterodactyl with their blazer opened on the right

THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY MORNING STROLL WHO IS AN ACCOUNTANT POUNDS MY BUTT: A TRANS BUCKAROO TALE cover has a ladybuck on her morning walk in the park and a living map next to her

pink sentient parking meter and a buckaroo looking dang good with their trot on they are standing in front of a city at sunrise for cover of MY NON-BINARY ASS IS SAVED BY THIS SENTIENT PARKING SPOT IN THE POUNDING ZONE WHICH YOU CAN PARK IN AFTER SIX UNLESS OTHERWISE MARKED

buckaroos know trans wizard harriet porber, but for trans day of visibility here are some less mentioned trans tingleverse characters. LOVE IS REAL FOR TRANS BUCKAROOS

If you see a trans person on trans visibility day that’s good luck for the rest of the year

A form decorated by emojis of snacks. The form says "Hi, may name is [blank]. Today is an international holiday called trans day of staying in and having a nice snack. please help me celebrate by sending me $5-10 for a nice snack. [smiley face] my favorite snack is [blank], send money to [blank], I promise to delete this once I've received enough for my snack. thank you.

Happy Trans Day of Having a Nice Snack! Gender Reveal podcast doesn't have the funding to send everyone snack $$ this year, but we did make a little form for folks to fill out and post. Wishing everyone a beautiful day of rest and treats 🍑🍔🍙🍕🧁🍌🥟🍓

"Empathy is a weakness" crowd is so funny. That's the meaning of life dawg. That's the one great and universal sense of joy. Playboy

That's pretty damn perfect. Good job Dr. BF

I also got to spend time with my nieces (actual human children) this weekend. They're pretty cool and I love them too.

I love it when my sister sends me updates and pictures of my nephew (her dog). He's the bestest good boy and I love him.

Letterkenny - Natives and Hicks vs The Hard Right YouTube video by ColdDayInHell

found the best possible campaign ad for these trying times

I also had a Certified Yapper™️ hit me with the "sir/ma'am" combo and then ask me my pronouns and proceed to tell me his entire life story and how he fucking hates racists. 10/10 good dude, would listen to him yap again.

Had one of my old man regulars say "hey handsome" to me today. Like, weird greeting, but thanks for affirmation I guess.

You can be a redneck without being a bigot.

The last time I saw one I reflexively yelled EW and couldn't stop making gagging noises.

Forest is my all time favorite!

Looking into/actively doing proper vocal training ❌

Singing along to every part of Shock Treatment ✅

I read this skeet in the taco bell drive thru