๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2025)
Oh I understand. Donโt light a match. That natural methane gas can burn down a building. ๐
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๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1997)
Not many people know what I did last summer. Thatโs because hearing about it isnโt far off from staring at a blank wall. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2016)
Another day at the beach huh? Not for this guy. Abrasive sand on my junk, swimming in a sea creatureโs toilet and too much sun. Iโm so white, I must be a vampire. I burn like one anyway. SPF 3008 helps some but not enough. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2005)
I wouldnโt say last chance for humankind. I mean weโve been through wars, plagues and even had to listen to Yoko Ono sing. And weโre still alive. Well, maybe a little deaf but still alive. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2009)
Fear what happens next? Nah. I fear the past, present and future. And a haunted cuckoo clocks that travel through time. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2020)
Those pesky Critters are still at it. Theyโre basically Gremlins in a ball form ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1995)
Itโs very rude to watch a ghost. I mean theyโre dead and you still canโt give them their privacy? ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2005)
A brand new enemy? Iโm thinking it might be Yoko Ono.
If she sings in this movie, I will cry. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1992)
I didnโt know Axl Rose was a critter?
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I wanna, I wanna hear you scream
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1974)
No lives were changed by this movie. Although brain cells died by the billions. And lots of bloating from chowing down popcorn, hot dogs, pretzels and candy.
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2000)
Christoper Walken, yes indeed
And I'm talkin' 'bout you and me
And I'm hopin' that you'll come back to me, oh yeah
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๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1966)
I donโt know if itโs really a war? Maybe more like the Battle of the Bulge. A lot of people fight that from their see food diet. They eat everything they see. Get it? OK Iโll show myself out. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1991)
How do we know they arenโt what we eat? I mean with some barbecue sauce might be delicious? Or maybe theyโd taste like you ate some dog poop? Probably one of those. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ย ๐ฅ
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย (1958)
Draculaโs was the original Slim Shady.ย
Guess who's back, back againโจShady's back,ย tell a friendโจGuess who's back, guess who's backโจGuess who's back, guess who's backโจGuess who's back, guess who's backโจGuess who's backย ย ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1998)
Angels are cool. Demons can be ok too, but only if youโre pissing on them in hell. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1948)
I love a woman in white. Or is it red or black? Um, when it comes to women, Iโm colored blind. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1988)
More than a taste? Greedy bastards! Theyโll get my foot up their ass instead! ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1933)
Boris Karloff playing a weirdo professor? Thatโs a new oneโฆnot! ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1995)
I had a prophecy once. Or was it a premonition? Anyways it was wrong. I felt that the Pittsburgh Pirates wouldnโt suck quite so bad. Hey, canโt win them all. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2025)
Itโs a doggie dog world out there (stolen from Gloria on Modern Family) ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1986)
For you youngsters that never saw it, Elly May Clampett on The Beverley Hillbillies was an animal lover and called her animals Critters. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2017)
I always wondered if there was intelligent life in the universe
I mean compared to idiotic life on Earth ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ย ๐ฅ
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย (2007)
Original title was
These Hills Will Have Less Eyesย ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2008)
I absolutely love the opera. Well, except when they sing. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2016)
Donโt cry. Itโs not like itโs Covid. Itโs only a flesh eating bacteria. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1995)
Spanish film. The day of the beast.
Also known as โDinner with your crazy Uncle Bob who killed a man because he called him crazy Uncle Bob.โ Sorry, Tony but you needed to learn crazy relative etiquette. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2006)
Is it really luck? I mean, cโmon, who doesnโt like a good old-fashioned torture to the death? ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1985)
The stuff? Iโm so old, thatโs what weed was called. As in, โHey Billy. Did you get the stuff?โ ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(2014)
The birth of fear? That was when they first person ate broccoli and farted. ๐
๐ฅOne of Bโs F-ing ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Nightly Movies ๐ฅ
(1974)
Sugar hill? Sounds like youโd need a sugar cane to walk up it. ๐