Trying to cancel my ChatGPT subscription last month and I keep hitting errors
So I hit up support, which is of course all AI agents. AI agent tells it cancelled my subscription for me
Then I get charged the next month... it hallucinated canceling my account
yay the future
Posts by Chris Alfano
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled... was convincing Americans that psychopath finance bros and entrepreneurs are the same thing
my pre-coffee Nano Banana "artwork" from this morning
Not sure how I feel about every political cartoon I randomly imagine having a path out of my brain now...
Nano banana initially refused to "portray a minor", until I corrected that I wanted an adult Trump but tiny and in diapers π€£
Excited to be talking about dbt with @mchow.com at @posit.co's Data Science Lab tomorrow (1/6) at noon Eastern!
If you're a data scientist or analyst curious about dbt/analytics engineering, this will be an accessible introduction
Register:
pos.it/dslab
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Philly friends may be interested in this unofficial tracker for SEPTA's holiday buses & trolleys!
Built by @themightychris.bsky.social
festibuses.septa.mobi
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It'll be 30 mins of making jokes on TV about how the left won't let you make jokes on TV anymore
We've got at least two more years of most normies saying it's divisive to describe what Trump is doing as fascist
Are any entrepreneurs out there working on designing power outlets for planes that work?
So UPS's "brokerage service" is to 4x the tariff??!
Just listened to Stolen Focus
Deleting Threads for real this time
Bluesky fam gimme some likes I need a hit
Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.
That's how Epstein buried and legitimized himself.
If there's evidence Bill Clinton was into the pedo stuff then yeah take him down. But don't sit here muddying the accusations against the guy there's lots of evidence was with unqualified equivencies, that's how Trump slithers out of everything
Maybe, maybe not. Epstein was a socialite with a lot of money who labored to place himself next to powerful people as often as he could. There's probably a ton of people who just got roped into showing up to a party or two without having any idea what he was about.
you're in Philly riding bikes and didn't tell me?!?
enshitification is real :-( engagement at all costs. The contrast between Threads and Bluesky is so stark. Instagram loves showing me snippets from Threads that have nothing to do with me except that they're stupid takes that piss me off. Meta is disgusting. And it works :-(
how is it 2025 and UPS/FedEx still can't just have an app that gives you a push notification when the truck is ~15 mins out and then shows you it on a map
"out for delivery between 7am and 7pm" really???
*puts on old man hat*
Back in MY day water dispensers had REAL buttons!
that was a poor attempt at sarcasm
or just a straight up power trip, I mean how cool is it to take over your alma mater??
TFW you're investigating a bunch of random service issues and nothing makes sense, and then you check the cloud platform status page and everything is red and not your problem
HyperCard is what first got me into coding, RIP
#taxweed #fundtransit @governor.pa.gov
Let's be sure to cast blame where it's dueβI doubt anyone who works for TRB wanted to do thisβour fascist federal administration has a gun to their heads and they're forced to figure out how to keep as much of the work going as possible
TRB is dissolving all committees. This wasn't unexpected, but they're couching it in a technocratic need to "get back to basics" and ease administrative burden when in fact it's a great big shit sandwich that we're all expected to eat and not make a fuss about.
It's non-zero for Republicans, beyond -20 for Dems
Next week's May 28th ride starts at the northernmost fountain of the Ellen Phillips Samuel Memorial, just up the SRT from Boathouse Row. Last year we started in one of the plazas, but they all have steps, not great for bikes
Work requirements are welfare for Deloitte.