everyone is in love woth me but i cant stop thinking about freaking pickles !!!!!!!!!!!

when i was a kid i thought they were the same kind of bird but, like, on opposite teams

reading gretchen's books will give you the same feeling

you're so fucking cool

yay :)

Right please shut your gub the trees are heavy with blossoms and the faintest breeze will shower us in petals , I don't want to hear it.

I have a handy backpack, with amazing qualities. It is light as a feather, sturdy, and can decrease in size so that it fits within a smaller bag which is stored inside itself. When I find myself without adequate carrying capacity, it is by my side and near at hand

Corporate Memphis Style BBQ

Daycare had some devotionals on the wall today that have me fired up! Rise and grind! 😤📈

hi beautiful

a bird goes by the morning windows

every aging millennial is a potential john fetterman . keep your head up

hi sleepy

Crop of the first panel from that one Calvin and Hobbes 4koma. Calvin's dad approaches him as he's sitting down and listening to a record, saying: "Playing a record? I'll show-" He's cut off by a slightly worried/annoyed-looking Calvin, who (in lowercase Comic Sans) says: "dude can you shut the fuck up already"

yeah :)

you're so unbelievably beautiful

holy fuck sweetie

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

big thunder again. i will be in it soon.

must be blowing in off the lake, it's mostly rain now here, but i can only listen and not see until i leave work

“i trust you about as far as i can throw you” okay so double skill issue then

over here its LOUD

does anybody want to learn rock climbing with me

the ohio state university has a weird fixation of the "The" in its name, to that point that some ohioans will walk around with shirts that just say "The"

WOAH

just make sure to stop for food and water breaks

oh man this is one of those jokes that's funny if you don't know and funnier if you do

fucking bitches is my everything

i always fucked with this idc if it isn't my vibe