I hereby challenge peter thiel to a bare knuckle duel at a waffle house of his choosing.

Joe Rogan is built like Scrappy-doo.

Browsing r/arethestraitsokay

They should impeach knoem just for holding the gun like that. I'm beginning to think the dog was a lucky shot.

They oofed the dilbert guy to distract us from the Epstein files

I love algorithms! I love it when my finger slips and I am shown nothing but Warhammer miniatures for the next week. The future is so cool you guys!

What if *we* got a regime change?

A musical instrument. Practicing is just organized stimming.

Gingerbread Basque cheesecake. My whole house smells like a thirty dollar candle.

Marriage is just finding someone who will YES AND with you off into the sunset.

BellWitch and breakfast burritos.

FLUTE GUY!!!!

If you force me to look at your stupid spotify good boy list, then I hope you shit your pants this week.

Desperado
Why don't you come to your senses
In the nightmare of mensis

Bananas? You mean my vegan hotdogs?

Watching Blue Velvet for the first time and it's like if The Far Side had more sex in it.

Hey y'all just wanted to say the location feature is fake news. I am very Texas and all my commentary is red-blooded and American, not Russian. Yeehaw.

You ever just paint up a cabbage to look like a 19th century banker before you eat it?

I can only afford three locos now. Thanks Obama.

We need to get weirder with pizza toppings.

Remember kids, it is always morally correct to cropdust fascists.

Birb

Wisdom teeth imply the existence of intelligence and charisma teeth.

Apologies are fine, but promises are better.

Skwid

What if we brought back tarring and feathering a motherfucker?

Love without accountability is enablement. Anyway I'm off the the 'hate america' rally.

Free the World @PatriotVerity x.com I joined Bluesky 6 hours ago, have not said anything rude or abrasive, and I'm already blocked by over 58,000 people.

it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone

If the Feds can cut off funding for cities because of their elected officials, then why can't we just withhold our taxes? Why should we be forced to bankroll fascism?

This hangs in my guest bathroom