I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

Computa... Show me men kissing

In the past 2 days I've had my hair compared to both Hudson Williams (close friend for many years) and Spamton Deltarune (my bf). I don't know how to square these things

Parasite (Nine Inch Noize Version) YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails - Topic

Nine Inch Noize awakening a feeling in me that I don’t have a name for yet so I’m just gonna call it Horny 2 as a placeholder youtu.be/WL5KqM_6zXE?...

How are we as a society not over those ultra high waist swim bottoms. This is a diaper. You have shown me a diaper

Refusing to arch my back henceforth because it exacerbates my anterior pelvic tilt

I’m not sure where this one goes. Hey doggy sun and hear it hurgling moon?

Big silly style caption. Just like Walter White except the only difference is he didn’t become a sorry piece of shit and instead a demiurge in the realm of DJing

Star Trek also did a “needs of the many versus the needs of few” thing where the answer was in fact “porque no los dos” but at least they took another whole ass movie to do it

It was a fun time but the more I think about one of the later plot points the more peeved I get. Character is presented with a choice with seemingly mutually exclusive courses of action but then just gets to do both. Hashtag Not Interesting!!

More like Project Fail Mary (is what I would say if I disliked the movie)

I misread it as Big Concha

Bluesky announces that they are pivoting to selling shoes.

we know

halp meh… i broke apart my insides >_<;;

a cartoon tomato with big eyes and a red nose is standing on a table . Alt: a cartoon tomato with big eyes and a red nose is standing on a table .

Truly just

SAN FRANCISCO, April 15, 2026 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Following its prior announcement that it has entered into a definitive agreement to sell the Allbirds brand and footwear assets to American Exchange Group, which intends to continue to build on Allbirds' legacy and deliver compelling products to Allbirds' customers (the "Asset Sale"), Allbirds, Inc. (Nasdaq: BIRD) (the "Company") today announced the execution of a definitive agreement with an institutional investor for a $50 million convertible financing facility (the "Facility"). The Facility, which is expected to close during the second quarter of 2026, will enable the Company to pivot its business to Alcompute infrastructure, with a long-term vision to become a fully integrated GPU-as-a-Service (GPUaaS) and Al-native cloud solutions provider. In connection with this pivot, the Company anticipates changing its name to "NewBird AL."

One of the most clownshoes things I’ve ever seen (no pun intended). I guess making athleisure sneakers and woven plastic flats for gormless techies wasn’t paying the bills anymore

A hanging hamster chew toy with wooden beads and blocks

Puts this in your enclosure

keep honking im unfurling my proboscis

Truly I have never read anything good about Lena Dunham. Her name always precipitates some white woman mess

yeowch!

Why wasn’t the NIN b2b Boys Noize set called Nine Inch Boys

Baby just turn on the email notifications

Pope posting so good I’m considering converting to Catholicism

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Might be about to get my period, but I was doing a second listen of Ninajirachi’s Coachella set while walking home and full on cried during the Porter Robinson collab debut. It might be hell out here but people make such beautiful art forever and ever and ever!

he’s like the platonic ideal el wiwi

“El wiwi” is part of my vocabulary