Tēnā koe. Āe. Kei te tino kino taku kanohi ki te kite taku mahi.
The lights here are so hideous, I wanted them to dissappear.

Taku tari i ēnei rā.
Tino pai ki a au ki te hoki mai ki taku mahi. Kia pai tō pō e hoa mā.

Ka mau te wehi e whaea. Miharo!

Blue Whale Photos Photographs of Blue Whales, Balaenoptera musculus. Aerial and underwater blue whale pictures from California and Mexico. Professional natural history images of blue whales. Natural history photograp...

A blue whale’s poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second-largest piece of shit in the world — just behind Donald Trump.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 🤷🏻‍♂️

If Republicans end up disowning Trump over this image, it’s not because he’s portraying himself as the Messiah. It’s because he’s giving away free healthcare.

Buyers remorse. What a cunt he is.

Once a cunt always a cunt.
I'll leave it there.

Cartoon. Title “The Art of the Deal” Two people looking at a huge baby Trump, who has covered himself and the walls in faeces. His head is back and he’s screaming, “WAAAAH!” And there’s a deflating ball of the world, also daubed with faeces. The woman is saying, “What’s he doing?” The man says, “SHHHH! He’s doing a deal with Iran”

What a shit show.
My Stuff #cartoon today #Iran #USA #Trump #Israel

Greta Thunberg: "The President of the United States just said that a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again & no one is reacting. This speaks for itself: what the fuck is anyone even doing at this point? We have normalized genocide, total annihilation of entire people."

These are the realestate agents and realestate management pricks who supported this child rapist.

Carey Smith (Ray White), Edward Scanlan (Arizto), Len Day (Ray White’s Austar Realty), Kevin Margeson (Ray White), Chris Gwyn (Bayley’s Realty), and Leeon Johnston (Harcourts).

#nzpol

Karitāne i te pō nei.
Tino ātaahua tēnei rohe nē

My kōrero in the House this week on the reckless actions of this government that have made the fuel crisis worse.

My office.

Pōmarie e whaea.

I've got a really good idea. 90kph folks.

Why do they have those pokey-uppy thingies on tankers?

I've never seen so many tits on a bull. What a fucking joke!

Where's his cards?

Every Country in Our Supply Chain Has Declared an Emergency. NZ just launched an Ad Campaign. What the ministerial press conference got wrong about NZ's fuel supply, and what it didn't mention at all.

An essential read for anyone in #nz - the fuel crisis is far, far worse than the govt is letting on energyandresilience.substack.com/p/every-coun...

Ditch the pricks in 26

I'm listening to the rain and contemplating getting another drink.

When I fill my truck up now, it doubles its value.

Everyone but Trump Understands What He’s Done Allied leaders know that any positive gesture they make will count for nothing.

Trump does not think strategically, historically, geographically, or even rationally. He does not connect actions he takes on one day to events that occur weeks later. Allied leaders know that if they help him in the Gulf, he won't be grateful, or even remember
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Scrotum

Kātahi te kui whakahīhī! Karawhiua e kui.

🤣🤣

Kei te tika tāu.

Prime Minister Christopher Luxon 'absolutely not' considering standing down The Prime Minister told Newstalk ZB all of his ministers were telling him they back him.

Prime Minister Christopher Luxon 'absolutely not' considering standing down www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic....

So the country can go and get fucked!

Beware! Racist comments abound.