Love how it has pissed down today and now everything is extra humid.

#englishweathertwat

Yeah, a few copies of Lenny do seem to be floating around!

And thank you x

Hey @meemalee.bsky.social

Have you seen wots going on with Masterchaf?

🤪

I'm going to sleep in the garden tonight

I don't see the point of tattooed hair.

There.

I've said it.

Just thinking out loud here!

If you are a freelancer, don't pretend to know everything.

Because if you do, people will assume you know everything.

And you probably don't.

Yes, they are v. hot too 🔥

Three things that are hotter than the sun.

1. The steering wheel when the sun is shining on it.

2. Crumpets plucked straight from the toaster.

3. My wife's hand casually resting on my shoulder in the middle of the night.

From left to right, a white man in a haori, and a white woman, a South-East Asian woman and a white man all in aprons, are on their knees with their hands on their heads while Darth Vader stands above them and three stormtroopers point their guns at them. A South-East Asian man in a suit is also kneeling to the right but he looks very happy about the situation. They are all in front of a restaurant called Tsuru.

May The 4th Be With you!

It’s over a decade since some pals and I, including @foodurchin.bsky.social @vellumhill.bsky.social, had the best fun ever with #StirWars - a charity pop-up for @makeawishintl.bsky.social

You can read about it here ❤️

www.meemalee.com/2012/07/stir...

#HappyStarWarsDay

Anyone want some giant rhubarb?

Glorious lamb chops at Tayaabs last night.

UK 😬

And I think you're right 🥶

I'm going out for a drink tonight in shorts and T-shirt, and I am sort of regretting it already.

Almost a shame to eat it...well, not really...😋

I love the look of this tomato and I am gonna Panzanella the shizz out of it later.

#tomato
#panzanella
#shizz

Cheese and ham toastie with pint of Fullers London Pride for the Thursday is the new Friday win.

Is that how you spell kagoul? 🤔

Just spotted someone on the train who is wearing exactly the same kagoul as me.

Weird.

Like I said...Dr Sourdough.

So I said 'Keep it open.'

So it could collect 'wild yeasts floating in the air.'

She was in the very early stages of trying to grow it but kept shutting the lid on her jar.

Mind you, I'm not saying that the information I gave her was entirely correct.

In other news, Mum phoned me from the charity shop she works at, saying another lady she works with was having trouble with her sourdough starter.

So I got on the phone to dispense some wisdom.

You can now all call me Dr Sourdough.

I went to the gym today, so that you don't have to.

Evening!

Why the fuck is everyone turning themselves into you dolls using AI???

Maybe I shall get a sound system and play it outside HQ

Yeah!!!! Fuck em all!!!