Me: is there veg in your matzo ball soup?

Waiter: nope!

Me: perfect, one matzo ball soup pls 🤣

I was today years old when I discovered that pork chop pockets are a fashion term 😋

chicory. never again.

WALL-E was prophetic

Yea, and they got two of them. 😅

😅😅😅

This is what the person ahead of me in the bodega ordered…? 😅

😅😅😅

Apparently using a 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner is a hair crime. 😅

You know it’s cold out when the bodega fridge feels warm when you open it. 🥶

What if I just flew to France to eat butter 🤔

It’s an Enya on loop kinda day

I’m getting nonstop targeted ads for Yohji Yamamoto bags now and I need all of them. I got got. 🤣

I just made a Mr. Rogers reference at work and my coworker had to look him up. 🙃

😅😅😅

The backpack 🤣

But more seriously speaking, I tend to put my backpacks through the ringer and beat them up with daily use, so just coming to terms with whether or not I’d be willing to do that with a more expensive backpack.

It seemed pretty durable when I checked it out over the weekend though.

Need as in I. NEED. IT. IN. MY. LIFE. 🤣

Monday mood: Currently trying to convince myself that I don’t actually need a $300 Yohji Yamamoto backpack 😅.

Yess!! maps.app.goo.gl/NVmaFP3Nvotp...

Bone marrow, chips, sticky toffee pudding. Not a single bad bite. Best sticky toffee pudding I’ve had anywhere. Place is called smokestak

Beef rib, pork belly, brisket

Currently going through sticky toffee pudding withdrawal 😭

Many. I’m still shook though. I’ll post later lol.

Fuck. I’m sweating. That was SO GOOD.

Currently at a British bbq wearing my Franklin’s BBQ shirt with my strongest judgmental face on. We’ll see if the Brits can bbq. 🤣

Me: No vegetables in my omu soba please
Niece: Why don’t you eat your vegetables?

🤣🤣🤣

Current mood: drinking Mountain Dew for breakfast 😅

Me while planning out vacation meals: What if I had three lunches? 🤔

Me in a professional setting: When would I use the term Booty Lift? 🤣🤣🤣