So do you also carry purse milk, to soften said cookies?

I find this part of female behavioral patterns fascinating…

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Can’t stab them with a fork!

BOOSH! (and/or Ka-kow!)

Girl Scout motto?

Every day is earth day, dumbass

(No, honey, not YOU, I’m talking to teh internets)

Still waiting for my checks

You never know when you may need to stab someone in multiples of 3-5 times

Also this (apparently)

Police State.

Put the first Amendment between your legs and kiss free speech goodbye.

Pfffft… his mother’s dead and Mel’s forcing him to sleep in the Oval Office (and she’s not even in the bedroom herself!)

It wasn’t even the only time. There have been multiple attempts by Democrats to limit gerrymandering. But something something states rights

How about there, AT THE HAGUE? Save the ICC some effort since that’s where putin end up anyway if he lives through this war he started with Ukraine (and the world)

Why don’t people understand this simple fact?

Maybe Kristi has a pitchfork and straw hat he could borrow.

A promotional image for Mike Judge’s “Idiocracy“ movie, depicting a vast, dry-looking suburban landscape with two towers on the verge of collapsing, tied together with rope to suggest a failing attempt at preventing their ultimate destruction; in the background, a series of tall industrial chimneys are spewing large plumes of black smoke.

👇WE ARE 𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌👇

The President and his Administration have already failed twice in court trying to intimidate me, and he's still not letting up. Just more proof that he'll do anything it takes to silence those of us willing to call him out. I'm not backing down — ever.

Lemme guess: “six times less” (I wish people would stop saying things like that)

Zelenskyy could join them in Moscow via Teams Meeting, transmitting through a Firepoint mobile router

You’re gonna have a hard time passing anything through the Senate if you’re unwilling to seat Dems for no good reason.

But honestly, they don’t care – Heritage Foundation’s end goal is to destroy the United States as we know it and turn it into the Oligarchic Republic of America.

Every single Republican voted against it.

Top Trump Terror Official Exposed on ‘Sugar Daddy’ Site A complaint filed with the DHS inspector general’s office accuses the 29-year-old of seeking out older men to fund her luxury lifestyle.

It's not just the older men in the Trump Administration, even Trump's Dep. Assistant Secretary of DHS in charge of Counter-Terrorism is into the 'sex for money' scam, only in her case she advertises for men to sponsor her lavish lifestyle in exchange for being her 'boyfriend.' Only for big spenders.

I honestly believe that during those 187 minutes on 6Jan2021, his brain was transforming into something in-between Vaseline and that slime you use to clean keyboards.

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“I jut happened to not see them…”

Plus, Americans aren’t the only ones who helped him win. People chose to believe lies that were invented by our enemies. We’d be lying to ourselves to believe that those very people aren’t trying to continue to do that right now.

If I can’t believe that most Americans aren’t actually like this, then I cannot have any hope. I refuse to give up hope and stop fighting.

I want to believe that Americans really do want what’s best for the country, they just don’t want to believe they’ve been had.

People are seeing it in action now, it’s practically unavoidable unless you’re Amish or otherwise detached.

Or just plain evil.

That is true, of course, but I think that reflects more on America’s willingness to stay ignorant than pure contempt. A great many people decided that they didn’t want to vote at all, rather than vote for someone they didn’t like just because they didn’t like either.

They are outliers only because he decided to apply it to those few (and Bostonians) intentionally, after setting the standard with Omar, Tlaib, Harris, Jeffries, Somalis, etc…

Also, most of Boston, Carlson Tucker, and apparently some Minnesotans (definitely the Somali refugees) but the pattern is clear: he is predisposed to call people of color whom he doesn’t like “low IQ.” It’s his go-to replacement for the n-word.

He is *A* disease nonetheless.

Most Americans are not like this, not to this extent. And that’s me, one of the most cynical jerks there are, saying that.

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