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well? give her the damn clamburger she's paying right there

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beautiful and very meaningful (/s) sketch I made in ms paint for the release!
There's also a Wario drawing I made in the game! try to find it :)

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Babies

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Onion InfoWars product store showing "TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS" next to "TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD"

Onion InfoWars product store showing "TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS" next to "TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD"

Losing my mind over how good this is

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come on man.

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Stand

Stand

Grubchucker fact #16

Grubchucker stands for the flag

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group of adventurers: look, a kobold! do something cute for us!

kobold:

kobold: [crumples like paper into a ball]

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“Our differences make us stronger” meme with 6 slightly different Richard Wattersons

“Our differences make us stronger” meme with 6 slightly different Richard Wattersons

call me crazy but i kind of love that we cant share our tomodachi creations online and that the face paint is difficult and unwieldy. suffer for your art. let it be a little shitty. let your hank hill be slightly different. our differences make us stronger!!!!

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Salute to an all-time tweet

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Fuck you. My art of "Princess" Fludd in a cute widdle dress from 2020.

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anime girl saying "i think girls should date girls, and boys should become girls and date girls"

anime girl saying "i think girls should date girls, and boys should become girls and date girls"

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Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

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A mystery solved. 🔭 🧪

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I don't think I shared him on the timeline yet

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FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

poisoning my entire island

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Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday theonion.com/oil-prices-plummet-in-bi...

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tsuchinoko real..ated??

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sources tell me the head of the Chongqing Metro was a big fan of going to the dentist's office as a child

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dust bowling

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If those admins could load this post, they'd be very upset

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that's two pieces, you fucking idiot

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so obviously i wanted to have True... memes on my island, but instead of painstakingly tracing the original meme i just made a black and white morgan freeman mii lol. introducing the official drink of sponge island (everyone hates it)

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