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Posts by Satan's Cupcake

Even the few that I've had tepid contact with, we keep it really surface level. I'm so relieved to not hug Ave the bulk of them in my life anymore.

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Congratulations, Virginia!!! 🤘🥰

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For the majority of them, I cut them out decades ago as well. The only one I had kept minimal contact with was my father. But last January he crossed a line that can never be uncrossed.

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There are a few in my family that are not as hardcore as the rest. Like the father of my niece that has dated outside our race isn't racist or cruel towards her children... which was a real concern. He's still cut out of my life, but I'm glad he put that aside for his grandchildren.

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Do you need a mental break today? I strongly suggest watching John Cena as Rock Hard Rod in Ricky Stanicky. Be ready to snort laugh and pee your pants. Especially if you watch this baked. 😎✌🏻

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Same family dynamics. Amongst my 70+ person family, only 5 of us aren't like the rest. Two have dated outside our race, one is a liberal Christian (the real kind, not the maga kind), one is a lesbian, and then there's me... a heteroflexible, liberal, agnostic atheist. I've been disowned. 🤷

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After they removed the Orange Freeze several years back, I've not returned. They definitely just sealed that decision in permanency.

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The republican't way is, was, and always will be: "if it doesn't affect me, I don't give a fuck." This regime's bullshit is starting to have consequences for the KKKult and slowly, they're starting to walk away. But I'll never let them forget that they voted for this destruction.

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What we're seeing has always been their plan.
The cold war didn't end, it just hibernated. If donnie boy is successful in totally destroying the country, Putin will swoop in to finish us off.

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Their body, their choice, right? ... well except in cases of women and their needed healthcare.

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Shrooms can be very therapeutic. And marijuana is the "super drug" that scares the bejeezus out of big pharma... they know all the beneficial medicinal uses of weed that would hurt their bottom line.

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Jack may just win in a landslide. 🤞

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donnie boy embodies literally everything we teach our children NOT to be/do.

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Dear Tuckerkins,

It just sounds like rats jumping off a sinking ship when you speak.

Sincerely,
The non-gullible people of the world.

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Making sure I'm understanding this...

A peaceful protest by service members over a chosen war = arrests

Storming the Capital, stealing things, destroying things, and smearing shit on the walls = "fine people" that get a pardon... to become part of ICE and commit new crimes.

🤨🤬🤮

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The happiest of birthdays to such an amazing human. ✌🏻🥰

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ALL OF THIS 👇

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There’s something mentally wrong with the President of the United States.

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It's incredible that these levels tolerating this level of open corruption.

#holdhimaccountable

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Happy to see that my current state, MA, is amongst the darkest red. And I was shocked that my home state (MS) is part of the lightest pink... I figured they'd be in the green.

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I've made that same point many times as well. They couldn't fathom we'd ever elect a literal felon or that we'd sit back and allow a con man to rob the country.

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To be fair, I'm almost exclusively an edible girl. 😎

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I saw the original one in the theatre when I was pregnant with my oldest offspring. We will be going to see this one when it comes out in September. 🥰

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I'll actually go to the theatre for this.

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What gets me through all of this bullshit is the incredible people I've met online. My peeps give me humor, encouragement, hope, support, and acceptance. I would go bonkers, in the bad way, without them.

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Our constitution really needs some new amendments, such as: no felony convictions, no stock trading... including their families, no appointments to committees that affect their private lives, no lobbyists, no super PACs, no pay for Congress during government shutdowns... and so many more things.

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I've been saying that donnie boy is aiming to recreate the Holocaust here... we are several steps into that plan at this point. 😢

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If they said 2 weeks, that really would have been a total chef's kiss. 😎

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Oh, no. I can't fold one either. Balled up is my method of choice as well. 🤣

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