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I’ll show you a mile high

I just know Julius Randle is back on the ganja, but I hope he’s not celebrating 4/20 tonight and playing wack as hell

Vibes for the wolves game are amazing - check out those do’s!!!

The 2025-26 Finalists for Kia NBA Most Improved Player.

Nickeil Alexander-Walker
Deni Avdija
Jalen Duren

Such a good show omg I want to relive 500 times!!

Rudy never try to be cute again

I think I’m going to do an entire puzzle during this game

I hate Jamal Murray he is such a little wimp

Fuck me and fuck Aaron Gordon

a man with glasses says " that 's my boy " in front of a crowd ALT: a man with glasses says " that 's my boy " in front of a crowd

“Pesky Dosunmu” -Kevin Harlan

Chris Finch re: Mike Conley

Dude maybe Chris finch knew something when he was resting Mike after he traded him… maybe he knew he was playing him come playoffs the whole time

I was in the back corner of the first floor, so she ran past when they did town. No matter how delusional it is, I have to believe she heard me

RUUUUUU

Tonight I high-fived @vicmmic.bsky.social and earnestly told her I love her!! I wore my dropout tv cast member Vic Michaelis button down polo

Playoff MOOD! #WolvesBack

I need to collab with them

One like and I get a Skelly celly tattoo before playoffs start

With her last two seasons of injuries, maybe resting her is the move? Could give our second pick rookie minutes to improve massively

Last night night I got let into the Moose using my labubu as an ID because AND I QUOTE “She looks like a character” ….. What an honor for the bouncers at the moose to call ME a character

Oh no.

As a tribute to the stud budz I dusted some first graders in a race who said girls can’t do anything

Mourning the loss of the Lynx and all of us

Holla

Kyle ‘Smoke’ Anderson

Anyone who needs a notary DM ME BRO

Like dude these “beautiful women” are completely deserving of what is coming to them, because those botched women are absolutely evil and incredibly smart - they are just as evil as trump. Stop acting like they aren’t bc you think they’re hot

Context: He keeps how he hates that these beautiful women trump places around himself that end up having to take the fall