Yasiel Puig found guilty in gambling case, faces up to 20 years in prison A jury on Friday found former Dodgers outfielder Yasiel Puig guilty of obstruction of justice and making false statements to investigators.

Is … he on the run? www.latimes.com/sports/story...

Sportsnet: Has Varland done enough to force Blue Jays to make change at closer?

Has the virtually unhittable flamethrowing reliever proved himself over the reliever who even last night gave up a late run and has been giving up late runs with regularity and oh yeah cost them a World Series title this is truly a pickle

The Michael Jackson movie is great, but it's a bit weird that every time a boy walks by, Michael's eyes pop out, his heart goes boing and his tongue unravels and goes down a staircase.

They should buy some more players.

taking strong exception to the use of "perfectly" here

Block and report. No means no.

I really admire this Chelsea’s regime’s commitment to being absolutely MOR despite spending a gerjillion dollars. They’re living in this spectacular dream that one day this will all simply click. It’s tremendous content.

We have looked at the data and the data says we are losing. The data insists we must stop doing this. The data is never wrong.

I think that’s how a hockey game feels when you’re leading but also outshot 2:1. I’m speaking as a Leafs fan so I have a LOT of experience in this specific department.

They all count.

I legit laughed so hard at this.

Listen, the pitching, sure, but the Jays definitely have to score some runs at some point.

(Send Jeff Hoffman to the Colorado supermax.)

whats wrong sailor, you havent touched your grimace from mcdonalds sliced penis meat

We need a liminal Joe Rogan

The Leafs have found their own Haralabos Voulgaris to undermine any notional idea of success for the next half decade. Congrats to all involved.

Please, someone take my aging $8M second pair at best defenceman who is under contract until 2030, he sick.

Genuinely cannot figure out this thing where Gillian Anderson simply decides from time to time to be either British or American.

Now he is a Fire #icon

Just not learning the Fire have a player named Rob Lod.

For a while I was like, well, they’re gonna lose it but pick 10-12 isn’t a nailed on blue chip pick. But No. 6, that’s a hard one to fuck up.

The bottom of the NHL standings, where the Leafs are in sixth-last place.

The Leafs are absolutely gonna lose that first rounder by a factor of one.

How fun, to relive Jeff Hoffman, in the 9th inning, of a game, the Jays are leading 4-3. What a treat.

Well,

Was just saying it’s early and I don’t think we’re gonna find signs of life versus the best team in baseball. Many troubling signs, obviously, but they were middling until June last year…

I mean, there are 150ish games left, not sure it’s necessarily gotta turn it around time! My recollection is they were pretty mediocre until June last year…

It is April 8.

Thinking that Tucker Carlson made a good point and thinking that the AI robot is in love with you stem from the same dog-brained myopic impulse to be told what you want to hear

Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.