If forced against one's will to run naked through a crowd, a fool covers their genitals. A wise man covers their face.

- Le Reddit User

this is so offensive. there is only one god, and He is the Shrike, the Lord of Pain

Fuck yea!! These are bad arse

Started doing pottery in January and I’m currently finishing some of my better pieces

Nutstache has me ready to drop the toaster

Pottery I’m intrigued

Literally cri everytiem

My king

My god man, I’m fucking dying

Finally able to bring myself to play guitar again

Sluggin’

Oh thats sick!

Saw Emperor for the first time. Isahn is one of the coolest metal dad’s of all time. I don’t even know it he’s a father, but he got that father figure.

Anyway they were fuckin MIGHTY

You’ll be pleased to hear that Xochi received a clean bill of health from the vet with the comment that she had “excellent teef”

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies

Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

Thank you brain, for draining the world of color

Daddy needs to take his wellbutrin

Fart in a bag!

I’m so depressed lol. Lmao even

Almost time for me to begin cooking the baby

Getting primaried is the political version of viagra methinks

Popped a button off my shirt right before an end user training arggg

I would echo this sentiment but encourage mushrooms late at night on new moons in the countryside. You can see the whales!

My trans homies and homettes deserve to live the way they want as they want. There is no serious rebuttal to this.

I would even extend this sentiment to my trans enemies- I hope only for them to suffer the same depredations as a normal enemy

Look at my slutty cat

Death metal is just big old boys in tight little pants

I don’t know how to make you people understand the contempt I feel for Houston, Texas

Dallas is a paradise compared to Houston

I feel like I’m in hell, but I don’t even get the satisfaction of being dead

Maybe America is actually the asshole of Houston