Talking to my dad who lives in Denver

Who is the fucking donkey that decided US and Belgium were both gonna wear white

Sorry your team has been run by the Dumbest Hockey Men Imaginable the last 8 years. Maybe if you were less of a baby you’d have gotten one over the line the last three years

It’s low key funny to me how big of a loser Connor McDavid is

My dumb ass saw this and thought for a second it was Jack Hughes and Brady Tkachuk

That Seravalli Vancouver radio bit was fucking electric. Dude walks face-first into the point, stumbles backwards and has it fall on top of him. And still doesn’t get it.

It’s a legitimate life skill to be that stupid

Unfathomable that nothing changes in that game except a Hart winner finishing a shot he hits 97 times out of 100, and the narrative is a HOWLING “you couldn’t score and you left your scorers at home.” Yet because the 3% is what played out it somehow is a resounding vindication.

Like the guy can take his victory lap. He earned it. But you don’t need to carry the water for a process that was bad and was propped up by the best goalie in the world playing like it. Knowing full well they’re gonna do the same thing in 2028 and 2030 and it’s gonna go poorly

Truly the funniest post-mortem of that game is the chuds in the national media writing their “Guerin was right!” thinkpieces and imagining what they’d have written if the only thing different about that game was Mackinnon not flubbing the puck on a wide open net

Theodore looking at him like he knows he’s about to witness a crime

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

Werenski little bro-ing Mackinnon to win that puck battle was the cherry on top

JACK!!’n

Or that

Canada losing cuz of that asshole not controlling his stick would be something

In this game in spite of themselves. Hellebuyck the only reason it’s close

Bro

They’re really gonna turtle and hope Hellebuyck plays out of his mind huh

I had 4 patients at the same time during that OT and they all laughed at the unbecoming noise I made after the winner

Make memories in PT

On the one hand I literally could have saved that.

On the other hand, going top corner from the red line is metal as hell

I made it through my teens and 20s with really good orthopedic health and ever since I turned 29 this shit has gone downhill

Or my phone is just dumb

No lie I think that halftime show crashed Twitter 😂

I am OFFENDED that we got Ricky Martin and not a trace of Livin’ la Vida Loca

Bullshit

Neue Messmethode soll kommen : Skisprung-Verband reagiert auf Penis-Wirbel

The headline is better in the original German.

What

MLB responds to no one giving a shit about the regular season by starting more games at 6:40 local and speeding up pace of play.

Meanwhile I turn on TNT 7 minutes after this fucking game is supposed to start and there’s still FOURTEEN MINUTES left in their first game of the doubleheader

A Dallas Stars home game starting at almost 10 pm EST is beyond clownfuckery

If this is true there’s a 0% chance it goes to trial