i’m obsessed with my old friend from high school who reposts on her instagram story every single week “*slams laptop shut til monday*”. i genuinely look forward to it every time. it’s a constant in my life.

patty melt on rye

send me this post

when the conversation is actually just a lecture 🔥🔥🔥🔥

forgot my sports bra for the gym and somebody’s dad can’t stop staring at me

u wouldn’t believe how many old men work out at the YMCA in jeans, a button down shirt, and a sweater vest

do not go looking for girls season 3 at the library. i will have it checked out until march 12.

people that work from home are like “i’m sooo swamped i have to watch tv all day and move the mouse around on my computer every hour and get paid $1,000,000”

sick and at home on my day off. not ideal!

rethreaded my hoodie string in under 2 minutes let me know if u guys want any tips from a professional

i understand they sell the tiny plastic version. it will work. but i hate plastic more than i hate food waste. no maybe the same amount. either way its $3 more for the tiny stupid fucking plastic parsley.

maybe unpopular opinion but i should be able to buy parsley in a much smaller amount than the bunch it’s sold as. i’m not gonna use that much. and i hate food waste.

no stop motion christmas movie is safe from me

i break every crayon i pick up. i’m really sorry to the crayons. i should not be so forceful. i expect way too much out of them. it’s just not realistic.

bought a half dozen bagels yesterday i’m beaming with excitement just thinking about which bagel i’ll choose when i get out of bed

i do a really good cameron winter impression

the canadian border patrol was really excited that i was going to nordik spa for my birthday

i will sooner stop watching tv altogether than i will sign up for a subscription service that kicked me off of my parents account

i love saying sorry

wait did i just chop the unc of the summer?

leveled up at the diner so hard i now text my waitress about my day

Shoulda never smoked that shit now I’m reeling in the years

some days you are having the worst year of your life

the guy who lived in the house before my roommate and i keeps getting packages delivered here. i suggested we open one finally (because im nosey) and my roommate said “character is how you act even when no one is looking.” ate my ass up

maybe i’m a pessimist but yoga with puppies goats etc sounds like pure shit to me

sighing in my roommates doorway so she asks me what’s wrong

my boyfriend is mostly trustworthy only time he’s not is when i’m asking him what i look like

no drama but the new pile album is really really fantastic.

should i move out of rochester ny

i love my job. on tuesday i got paid to go to a yoga class with my client. today we went to 3 record stores. im currently at the library with another client reading my book. im at the diner 3 times a week minimum. well i was doing that already but now im getting paid to do it