We’re fucked

Finally got some Idiocracy shoes

We used to have motherfucking MUSIC VIDEOS in this country

Tomorrow’s the day my first set of crocs will arrive

The last piece of lox

Desk with a clear glass cup of coffee and two donuts halves from two different donuts (favors: apple cinnamon dipped in sugar and coconut with Christmas colored sprinkles).

Gm, gm ☕️ 🍩

Sorry for the late reply, but yes! I love cacao!

Yes, I want to see if I’m more productive without it. I feel like I don’t need it and the caffeine is making it harder to sleep.

I stopped drinking ☕️ today.

Every day I get further from god’s light and closer to buying a pair of crocs.

A reminder to take small bites of food and chew thoroughly when you didn’t prepare it.

(Photos are less than a month apart.)

Mullets are like capes, but for your head

Currently reading

I’ve never seen bread bring so many different animals together eating in peace 🐿️ 🐦

The truth is out there

Slayed my egg too soon

Damn, I got 28 mosquito bites over the past week

A coppery purple jumping spider male resting on my finger. His legs have bright stripes running the length of them, and his first leg pair have magnificent purple tufts of setae.

The little man seen from the side on my finger, with his fancy 1st legs held high and waving

Close-up from the side, showing his magnificent shiny purple booty, and the white stripe around the base of his cephalothorax.

I and a prominent arachnologist are attempting to save a wildlife preserve here in FL from being bulldozed by making it the type locality for at least one extremely rare jumping spider species which loves it there. It's small, but it's a good thing. Also the species is fabulous:

How are people so fast when I just posted something and in a literal second 5+ likes/reposts? Wtf.

🐥

He said woof then sighed

Does talking to a dog count as socializing?

Protester holding a sign that says: “if you don’t teach your children to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality, psychology, and witchcraft”

I love how the devil is an interdisciplinary scholar

One daily routine thing I wish I kept doing was massaging my body from my toes to my head right before sleep. I have no idea why I stopped in my mid 20s. Massaging is great for helping your skin’s elasticity.

Gm from my plate 👅

the old world isn’t paying its server bills and a new one struggles to be born