I think our most handsome modern president was definitely #Obama.

What, me worry?

Bauhaus anyone?
#ClownKing

What has everyone else done today?

I think this photo has significant poetry.

And in return they want Russia to recognize the Gulf of America.

JK: this is actually a proactive concession requiring nothing in return.

Another brilliant negotiating tactic: threaten the bully that you’ll abandon your ally if the bully doesn’t stop.

What genius.

Stupid is…of course with this guy…as stupid does.

OK, non-finance people: crash course in bonds. Bond prices and yields moving opposite directions. Yields on US govt bonds [“treasuries”] are surging (ie the prices are falling). Prices are falling because people are selling treasuries at a massive clip.

#HandsOff #pittsburgh

Hands off our property!

Hands off our prosperity.

At least we know that Google will know what the hell the clowns are up to…

Despite their incorrect titles, both regime officials outlined the president’s new superpower of being able to retroactively declassify anything.

We’ll need to run this gauntlet in 2028. Maybe even 2026.

The BBC see exactly what this is. The American president is a gangster.

Hey Roberts Court!

Thank you for telling the felon he’s free to do as he likes.

A man whose business depends on the Chinese market wants a briefing on our military plans released to China.

WTF?

He’s almost literally the co-president. Why would he need this?

What…me worry?

I learned a new word today from an overseas newspaper. It could be the word of the year.

Leadership is so much harder when the fearless behind isn’t properly kissed. What happens if this regime existed at other times in history? Heres the answer!

And who is led by donkeys? Oh wait…we are.

I prefer more of an asswipe statement.

Step 1: negotiate with Russians directly about post war Ukraine.

Step 2: manipulate Ukraine into signing mineral rights that would survive the end on conflict.

Bottom line: donnie feels like he’s on the same level as vlad.

Europe sees what they’re doing.

Here's the transcript of today's s*** show.

Definite ambush.

Inherited wealth + initial success + ketamine + cocaine + sycophantic adulation = the least popular man in Thailand now attacking innocent public servants.

I feel he might be doing this because he couldn’t save those orphans.

#Dundermusklin

I call these people militia seeds.

But does his boss, Elon, know that Krasnov has a secret side job? #Krasnov

…as the once great United States cedes four years of science development to the rest of the world…

This could be similar to the way France and England leapfrogged the US due to the Wright brothers suing all American competitors.