yeah but this one Isnt funny.

move to denver. "what animal are you" has become a standard question for anyone entering the household

last night i remembered that when I was like 6 or so i wanted to "play autopsy" with a friend which was just one of us laying limp and the other rolling a pizza cutter over them and telling them how they died. he very understandably did not speak to me ever again lmfaooo

i wish views didnt help youtubers because im often recommended callout videos about people i know and i want to watch them while going "waow (based based based based based)". but i cant because that funds the youtuber....

Taylor Swift singing about cishet dick saving her life is a literal representation of how shes a lesbian

"shes EXPLOITING life events she lived through FOR HER MUSIC 😰"

Very funny how every single website is like "we can't acknowledge horny video games exist we might have to all die if that happens" like cowards and meanwhile SiIvagunner keeps uploading rips of flipwitch and other hentai games. Undefeated

i feel like every time we pirate a nintendo game we should donate its price or at least half of it to gary bowser. with all our wallets and thieving tendencies combined we could pay off his debts so quickly

“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]

as much as im dreading the possibility of that whole "age verification to use any OS" thing it Will lead to a really hot black market. like yeah ill suck a weird compsci girls dick for a one-use install disc of an id-spoofed linux distro, absolutely

Inigo: I could give you my word as a [foxgirl]. Westley: No good. I've known too many [foxgirls].

im a raccoon as much as im a possum. you can give me a short snout. its ok. you can do that. its allowed.

god i love the internet

i need to make a shortsnouted fursona so i can stop being a human on peoples tomadachi islands. im in like 3 of them and they all just made me a human. im gonna hold some key nintendo figures hostage

nipple piercings inflict autogynephilia. i cant stop checking myself out

This article is really embarrassing.

It's entirely focused on technology-as-nostalgia and not the fact that every modern device wants you to constantly pay a rental fee in some form or another.

If I'm listening to MP3s on a Diamond Rio there is exactly zero chance it will ask for a credit card.

h-hey..!

why did this make me jolt upright i havent even been clicker trained. fuck you

the fact that legislators are trying to say that computers are devices that require id verification and tracking to use should put fear into EVERYONE. FIGHT AGAINST THIS.

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

should i show off my nipple piercings on main

watching the 60 minutes interview with clavicular and the very first question is basically a Very Important People gag

I think being exposed to kinks you may not be into is a universal good actually, you must be able to understand that not everything is for you and that someone liking something different is not a moral failure on the others part

sorry my rack is off limits to edgeplay, its already got a carved in initial there and any more would clutter the space

call me an edgeplayer the way i'm diving into her RACK

Let's Read Homestuck - End of Act 6 (Act 5) - Act 1 x2 Combo YouTube video by Voice Over Nexus

AND BY THAT I MEAN HOLD A FEW HOURS

LRHS END OF ACT 6 (ACT 5) PREMIERES IN A FEW HOURS

(THE VIDEO IS NOT OUT YET THIS IS A PREMIERE)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFCw...

Max Payne 3 is a game with writing YouTube video by Daria Cascado

its. so. bad.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqqb...