think it usually happens around the 10ms range, tho yesterday had a weird 20 minute delay

i can usually like them before the ui of the poster even says its posted lol

0.128% chance of me liking any given post on bsky

bug sex sounds are peak tho

what people think real men look like what real men actually look like

jesus was killed by political opposition, after doing great things
lincoln was killed by a racist, after doing great things
jfk was killed by a marine, after doing great things
mlk was killed by a racist, after doing great things

kirk was got by a kid, after doing awful things

what people think real men look like what real men actually look like

peak choice

yoooo wiki na bluesky! no i zajebiście!

i bring a sort of "got any grapes?" vibe to the lemonade stand that the man running the stand dont really like

i agree with the french method of handling government officials

i got a gift from my wife for christmas to track a shark with a bracelet and fuckin love it.

this is my invite code for fahlo (gives you $5 off, and if 4 people use it to get one i get a vip bracelet)

l.myfahlo.com/l/2cf8f81554...

GitHub - JunkFood02/Seal: 🦭 Video/Audio Downloader for Android, based on yt-dlp 🦭 Video/Audio Downloader for Android, based on yt-dlp - JunkFood02/Seal

never found anything better for android tbf, used it for years

github.com/JunkFood02/S...

seal is a goated ytdlp front end for android too

nah my wife's the hot one lol

@cherryfizz71.bsky.social got one in mind? :3

i want to see this too
buy my wife a miniskirt plz? 🥺

ko-fi.com/cherryfizz71

id like to both fight and fuck you plz

Im the leftist that will utilize my 2nd amendment rights to have an extensive gun collection that will be used for the radical and unceasing protection of marginalized communities.

I’m a girl, I’ve got big guns, and I’m a better shot than these facist assholes.

Fight me or fuck me about it 🤷‍♀️

ohey thas me

Black and white cat laying on a bed and looking off to the left

Black and white cat laying on a bed and looking at the photo taker

Baphomet posting

ej, pająki i węże to też przyjaciele! a tutaj jeszcze trochę baphomet :3