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Posts by Matt Day

very well said from @meredithmeredith.bsky.social

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They're also really good typists. In the wild, they can get up to 120 words a minute so long as they're not distracted by another fox's scent marking.

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I find that breathing techniques can also improve my ability to not work out. If I'm sitting on the couch or just relaxing somewhere and I get the urge to work out, if I focus on my breath it usually goes away.

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This looks like a cup filled with the bugs that are right this moment crawling around inside my head.

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This is a cosmic Rorschach test. I'm going with vagina, final answer.

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I think you have to know calculus to understand how that thing works.

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Does anyone else have different classifications for how you dress like, "Formal" and "Creative Professional" and "Yard worker who is OK getting some animal shit on his clothes"?

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I was raised on a steady diet of guys like this. Get Rick Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper in there and you got yourself a quorum.

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Big, big bootid, what you got? A big bootid!

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This is a violation of the natural order. That said, I will have 26 of them, please.

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This looks like something from when I have a nightmare about Beelzebub speaking in tongues while eating my spleen.

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A scene that forever appeals to the 90s kid in all of us. ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ

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I've always felt that the name "Janet" was unnecessary. No offense, Janet.

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Just because you're failing does not mean you're struggling. Some of us just lean into it better.

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What is the point of knowing how to read if I don't keep starting new books that I know in my heart I will NEVER finish.

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