I had periareolar BA nearly 10 years ago. Why am I suddenly getting some keloid looking stuff going on?

Wtf?

TFW when the neurosurgeon throws in dysmetria instead of ataxia, just to spicy things up.

Yes

No, it’s called Abyssinia

Yes, I do think that homeostasis is a joke.

Thanks for asking.

updating my resume (derogatory)

As a post-op trans woman in healthcare, I kinda want to have a CT of my abdomen just to see what a radiologist would put in the read… without knowing my past medical history.

The insidious thing about trans bathroom bans is even if you won’t visit one of the states… air travel becomes a risk.

The likelihood of a layover in a place like Texas is high. I spent a couple hours in Houston back in 2024 and wasn’t sure if I was breaking the law using the women’s restroom.

Texts I would send if I had a spine:

— I can buy breadcrumbs at the grocery, I don’t need them from you.

Anyone remember when buy(.)com changed their name to rakuten, because that’s definitely catchier.

I’m titrating Neo for systolics greater than 160.

Please kill me.

Charging my phone so I can go play on my phone at the bar instead of in my bed.

Sounds like me trying to sleep during the day for night shift.

I feel like a diaper is ok if you’re truly incontinent and it comes out gradually and has time to absorb.

The rocket scientist would have done a foley given the opportunity, I bet.

A foley would be overkill, yeah?

Can I get some ADH for concerts? I need to not have to pee for like 3 hours.

This may be related to my sore boobs, my chocolate chip cookie consumption (i don’t like chocolate), and my digestive tract being hyperactive.

🤔 I have a feeling that my progesterone is at its peak.

It gets better…

Trauma (cont): we do not recommend holding enoxaparin and asa in setting of acute stroke.

Cards: we recommend holding enoxaparin and asa despite acute stroke.

Patient had an ischemic stroke and fell while on thinners…

Neurology (primary): management of abdominal bleed per trauma team.

Trauma note: no surgical intervention, should resolve, consult IR for embolization if hgb downtrends. Management per primary.

Nursing: 🤦🏻‍♀️

We need an adult.

How many 13th reasons can you have?

Because I have like 37… at least.

If my boss was truly interested in keeping me in line, she'd have me precepting continuously... because then i'd be forced to follow the rules.

Anyway I just ate an entire footlong pub sub. I gotta sleep so I can go save lives (wipe ass and do neuro exams)

Life is so wild. I know what would be best for me is to block her on everything and move on.

But here we are.

She could breadcrumb me into painting her entire house, one room at a time.

Like spun the fuck out over someone who can’t even text me back.

She’s avoidant af and yet her 8 year old likes me enough to try to invite me to go places with them.

Being spun out over a girl that might want me under perfect conditions as a self-aware person is so fucking dumb.

Like it’s not even a sex thing for me. I just want to breathe the same air as her.

I’ll go down on her if that’s what she wants, but I’m just as likely to change the oil in her car.

If you used Linewire, get your cholesterol checked.

Taking care of stroke patients your age is wild. And their labs look about like mine. Hell my a1c was slightly worse.

Sorry for responding so quickly, I’m not sure if it’s love, limerence, or garden variety obsession, but I really wanna talk to you.

Opening Grindr just to feel something.

Sure sex is great but have you ever just had a really good pee after the executive dysfunction paralysis demon loosens their grip on your neck?

“So the police citation and the EMS run sheet suggests that he was found walking in the street, full Winnie the Pooh mode. Just a shirt and no pants.” —me, giving report to dayshift