Posts by Mage ✨🧙🔮✨
They had the opportunity to have a skater doing a christ air and they squandered it
I hit the kirkport 1 million$
SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀
Renowned game developer Shigeru Miyamoto broke down in tears after his self-financed movie "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" opened to $48 at the worldwide box office: "Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked"
Picture of a pirate skeleton surrounded by captions. Left side: JUST PIRATE IT if it's made then just don't pay for it - indie video game - youtuber patreons - all music - winrar - hentai Piracy has never been EASIER LEARN THIS SKILL IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE If you are on a discord with 10 people one of them knows how to teach you (It's easy) Right side: Have your cake and eat it too! Piracy is theft. The company is losing money. (They are missing out on money you would have given them) save your lame excuses and stop being a bitch
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tis would be captchas if they were pawesome actually
Your muted words the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags
Enough
meme with reddit watermarks everywhere with a mad reddit snoo with board saying: "We should start saying sixty-nice instead of sixty-nine"
guy angry with splatter stuff on face with the text: "Teenagers who have '[blank]'s wife/husband' set as their username followed by 29 emojis and custom symbols which have the same level of comprehensibility as an Egyptian hieroglyph, are anti-AI yet repost Gojo and Toji edits which feature 25 AI transitions with DLSS 5 upscaling, have a picrew pfp drawn with the same artistic quality of an NFT, only draw human versions of monster characters as Korean dudes in compressed shirts, comment 'hear me out' under picture of completely normal anime characters or literal animals with the cognitive function of a rusty doorknob with no inbetween, reoist thirst traps of Cookie Run and ZZZ characters while having the nerve to say 'minor btw!" under completely normal edits of people, play nothing but Valorant and Roblox while going under comment sections and asking: 'guys do i play this game' knowing damn well they won't, DM random mutuals with 'HIIIII :3' then call them dry for not replying the same way back, and reply with 'OMG [blank] MENTIONED!' under a comment of someone venting about their grandma with cancer because their pfp had one micropixel resembling their favorite fandom when you say that Fruit Love Island isn't entertaining:"
holy shit bro
You know what you’re never going to miss before launch?
bsky.app/profile/jav....
It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: “what’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
Some demon idk: Write your name in reverse! It's your demon name. People named racecar: *picture of Vision starting at his hands* Why the fuck was I named Racecar?
We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists
THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
Bro this shit is fucking fire
Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.
I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
The regular bluesky algorithm is insane because if you like a single post that has the word "birthday" in it, you will then be spammed by a trillion posts of random ass people saying happy birthday to other random ass people
telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
Wow, he really crossed the line with this one