Rebecca: How many of them came?
Higgins: All of them.
Rebecca: And none of them are wearing trainers. / Ted Lasso S02E10 No Weddings and a Funeral #TedLasso

First, she wants to go on a break, and now the old digital Irish goodbye. Which is a term I never really understood. 'Cause I got a buddy back home named Seamus O'Malley, and that son of a gun hugs folks goodbye for, like, 20 minutes before he leaves anywhere. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux…

How worried are you about the threat of relegation? #TedLasso

I mean, Keeley's just so kind. You know, to be liked by someone like her must be... 's wonderful. / Ted Lasso S01E08 The Diamond Dogs #TedLasso

Ted: Uh-oh. When girl talk turns into girl hug, you know that either means something horrible's happened or absolutely nothing at all. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso

Roy appears in the dark. #TedLasso #RoyKent

It's like I got diarrhea of the thumbs or something. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso

You know how you're never ever supposed to write another text to an unanswered text? / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso

Ted, can I be honest with you? You seem intent on going 12 rounds with yourself. Why? What did you do wrong? / Ted Lasso S01E08 The Diamond Dogs #TedLasso

Hopes are as high as a giraffe’s top hat! #TedLasso

If you get curious and you start searching around on Twitter, I would avoid #Richmond, or wanker. Or dick. / Ted Lasso S01E01 Pilot #TedLasso

Just because they're dirty doesn't mean they don't deserve to have a friend. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso

Ted: Sorry you're out of a job. You know what this makes you now, though, right? Trent: Trent Crimm. Independent. / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success #TedLasso

It is nice to meet you. Edwin has told me awful things about you. / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso

I haven't seen 22 dudes have this good a time on grass since I saw the Grateful Dead jamming with the Black Crowes and Phish. / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso

Rupert: The highest bidder gets to spend a day at a swanky hotel by the pool drinking frozen daiquiris and soaking up the rays...
Roy: No, we said there's no daiquiris and no rays. / Ted Lasso S01E04 For the Children #TedLasso

If anything, you should find out before you flip out. / Ted Lasso S03E08 We'll Never Have Paris
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You know, I didn't wanna say it at the time 'cause I'm trying to be less stuck in my f?cking ways... / Ted Lasso S03E09 La Locker Room Aux Folles #TedLasso

Yo, Jamie Tartt. It's you, yeah? Let me get an ussie. / Ted Lasso S01E10 The Hope that Kills You #TedLasso

Why don't we get out of this stuffy auditorium, go out on the pitch and have a proper fu$k-about? / Ted Lasso S01E03 Trent Crimm: The Independent #TedLasso

That right there, that's a scone, okay? It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth. / Ted Lasso S01E05 Tan Lines #TedLasso

Coach Beard: I don't think I've ever been in a properly Anglican house of worship before... / Ted Lasso S02E10 No Weddings and a Funeral #TedLasso

Jamie, thank you. Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it, wondering if I made a huge f*cking mistake. But you have really helped me to feel good about this decision, just by... being you. / Ted Lasso S01E05 Tan Lines #TedLasso

That's it, people. Just like my legs after a date with a guy who kept correcting me, we're closed. / Ted Lasso S02E09 Beard After Hours #TedLasso

Mate, I've done these before. If she bids over 3,000, you will have to f#ck her. / Ted Lasso S01E04 For the Children #TedLasso

We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle. And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still. / Ted Lasso S01E05 Tan Lines #TedLasso

In year five, I was not allowed in the class photo because I developed a rare smile allergy. / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success #TedLasso

Can't keep a gaffer from his pitch. / Ted Lasso S01E01 Pilot #TedLasso

Ted: Sorry for your loss, ladies.
Deborah: Don't be, Ted. You didn't kill him, did you? / Ted Lasso S02E10 No Weddings and a Funeral #TedLasso

Mom! There are two white people at the door and they're smiling! / Ted Lasso S02E04 Carol of the Bells #TedLasso