COURT FAGGOT [koart fag•ut] sb. This seems to have been the name, anciently given, to the best and choicest kind of fagot.

1594. Two peasants congregate outside the Globe Theatre. One points to it and asks "do you wanna see the new Shakespeare?" The other says "nah...too tired to pay attention. Need something lighter." The two watch a nearby puppet show entitled "Shakespeare!!! Funny Falstaff Clips."

Sorry boss can't make it today, it's beneath my dignity x

the most expensive part of transition is actually all the books

still have like $30 and a large pot of chili to my name. have been scraping by too long, help

"happy birthday" 11

tom i just caught up with what happens next webcomic & did immediately come on here to check that you had Seen It.

INLAND EMPIRE - It's all gone now. You never became a poet or an entroponaut.

(trying to find the dialectic middle ground but have only been half paying attention) we should lay off on torturing AI until it’s smart enough to feel pain

Screencap from Taito NES video game Bubble Bobble. Text reads: "The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born! Now is the time of monsters! Good luck!"

you have my number right? drop me a text and we can arrange a hangout/I will catch you up xx

Damn I thought girls loved living under constant threat of the most alcoholic parent in the district demanding they prove they have a vagina

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

i know there are real things going on but we also gotta do something about putting avocado on BLTs and club sandwiches.

this is a 100% correct take. new media news is a value-add for marketing. its prime directive is to glue you to the screen. the endpoint of doomscrolling is staring passively at a glowing box, watching someone put one behind your ear through a camera as if it's not happening to you

what happens next dog names 0

i implore you all, transgenders in my phone, to get into what happens next webcomic in a big way whathappensnext.webcomic.ws/comics/1#con...

we're so BACK

on comicfury i put a selection of little quotes at the beginning of the chapter. i think they'd feel out of place in the socmed thread version of the comic but here they are for posterity

Spedubopy on threads: "I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" [crying_emoji]"

Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US.

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a cheesecake boat
upon a cheesecake ocean

yeah 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 it is kind of coming and going in waves and is more manageable than it was a couple months ago but seems to be a chronic situation lmao

it is a quarter past midnight and i can barely walk at the minute due to the great eczema incident of 2025 but i need to go for a WALK. i need to go run around shoreditch for three hours.

phantom THREAD💜