Omw

Sexy ecksy exxy ekzee

It sure does. 🤤

Nice joystick, bruh. 👅

Good with my hands.
Better with my mouth.

It’s the legs that do it for me tho. Woof.

He sure is. 😈

Little is spoken on the loyalty of cats. This little guy rarely leaves my side, greets me at the door whenever I come home, and comes running whenever I call. ❤️

There are some good things to come out of today’s news.

Like, I’m excited for the opportunity to deadname the Gulf of Mexico in perpetuity, just to annoy irony-oblivious Conservatives.

Boy, the trasnphobes in our community are having their own “coming out” moment today. #trash 🗑️

Lmao

Crazy that we be firing millions of years of evolution’s worth of genetic code off in some rando’s mouth or whatever.

Exactly. The sad part is the sheer strength of their denialism will blunt the realization that they are almost entirely to blame.

Call it schadenfreude IDGAF, but I find some solace in the fact that, despite all of the opportunities life has handed him on a chintzy gold platter, Trump is, and always will be, a MISERABLE human being who will derive no joy or pleasure out of living.

Karma always finds a way.

Oh please don’t make us picture his chia pets. 😫

Yes!!!!

Is it awful that my attitude this time around is “well, this is what America (thinks it) wanted, so best of luck!”… knowing full well that you and I are set to suffer alongside the idiots who voted for this clown against their best interests?

It feels like the fact that art is, first and foremost, personal expression, is being forgotten or overlooked here. Whether it would be displayed in museums/galleries or sell for high dollar on the market should be a secondary consideration, if one at all.

Againnnn??
If I musttttt... 🙄

Instagram: “this hot dog is TOO SPICY!!! 😫😖”

You got it. *opens wide*

Get all those “I did that!” stickers, featuring Trump grinning and giving a thumbs up, ready to slap on all the inflated price tag labels on shelves at your favorite retailers and supermarkets in the new year.
#TariffMagic

I love youuuuuu ❤️❤️❤️

🔥🔥🔥

My Trumper ex-roommate clutched his pearls HARD when I referred to Trump’s cabinet selection as a clown show; I can only assume it’s because he also likes clown shows and the comparison does them dirty.

I swear, these holiday-themed butt plugs at Target get more elaborate every year.

And how many dicks have to be in my face before it crosses the line into hardcore porn?

To finally give in and post softcore porn, or not post softcore porn?

The burning question.