one of the hardest parts of transition is relearning etiquette i already found difficult as an autistic person

shes a model shes a celebrity shes on the runway shes posing for the cameras shes everything shes the moment

a greedy greedy celestial dragon #onepiece

i like being a little stinky which sucks bc when i think "damn i smell good" it means its time to wash

like i get the notification and i smile bc i know its her before i even open it. im fucked fucked fucked

they should invent a type of girl who makes you smile without making you fall in love with her

im probably a druid or some shit. i wouldve rocked out as a hermaphrodite temple priestess

yep #imgay #charlottetwt #charlotteposting

i need to post all the shit i draw or it will crumble to sand

the algorithm thinks im 12 so every time i open social media it shows me garten of banban discourse or some shit I CANT TAKE IT

this valentines day dont forget that you can press your vibrator into your nose to make yourself sneeze

how i feel when i remember to ask "how are you" back to my coworkers

thankful today for the people who take the lift downstairs so that i may take the lift upstairs without waiting for it to come down

fuuck im gonna have to kill deep leffen in the AI uprising

can you get a marker and decorate my skin with all the things you love about me

id only do cuck shit if it was statler and woldorf watching

born to lez out forced to write kotlin

so what we go work
so what we get paid
we just having job,

can i go down on it joey chestnut style

those fuckers catch me at the asymptote saying "almost" or "maybe" like you can even break through

yah i always 👍or reply to tickets and it reopens them and everyone at IT hates me

IT services when you reopen the ticket to say "thanks"

neurotypical people are reliant on cars because they are incapable of using a pavement correctly

happy 2025 gang

they used to write poems about you if you had an ass like this

how did they make her look so slavic

teams notification that says "thank you it works" >>>>

youre telling me i can play rivals of aether 2 as etalus BEFORE they add the absa matchup

waggies waggies