I watched every minute of Minnesota United vs Sacramento last night. I am physically at DC United vs Knoxville tonight. I am reflecting on my choices. #USOC

oh my fucking god Olise hit that like it owes him money

If this doesn't end 9-8 on aggregate I'll be disappointed tbh

Really underscores how cursed Tottenham are that they had this guy for so long (and Son) and have nothing to show for it.

Harry f'n Kane.

I see this and raise you "solution" as a verb. I think I hear some variation of, "We don't need to solution this right now" on calls at work at least every day. Maybe more.

Fantasy booking time. With the end of Messi's career undoubtedly looming... who is next? Who are the big global superstars that could conceivably arrive in MLS and have some degree of that same impact as Messi, and at which teams would they best fit? Which teams are ready to take that step?

He looks tired.

I mean, you're in the photo, RJ.

holy shit he actually conceded

folks, they tell you they’re invincible

they tell you they’re inevitable

they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting

and absolutely none of that is true

If we can take solace in anything, it's the truly impressive amount of shit that J.D. Vance has had to eat this week.

the only thing worse than mustard is ketchup

The people grumbling about him are going to grumble no matter what he does. His greatest asset is that he does not care about those people and is just committed to doing good work without allowing those voices to come anywhere near his strategy.

Senator. YOU ARE IN CONGRESS. Do something about it.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Yeah I read that as exhaustion more than anything, which I'm sure played a role in his early substitution. I can acknowledge that he's not tight, but ultimately I just don't see him being able to do much here anyway. Romero is similarly just sort of wandering around in the back on this play, fwiw.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

That's harsh, imo. He's covering the space where he thinks the pass would go and Reus would turn. He's not expecting Duggan to biff it. He has about a second to react, and there's really not a lot he can do on Reus's back without a big penalty risk anyway.

RUSH - TOM SAWYER - INTRO SOUTH PARK - HD YouTube video by guigopanontin

south park is like a break even thing for me at best but

The Tom Sawyer opening still cracks me the fuck up www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh_9...

This is a trap game for LAG. With starters missing, Minnesota will play it safe and stick to Ramsayball. Galaxy will flail, and the Loons will sneak out with three points from a 0-1 scoreline.

I mean, it may be going somewhere. There are huge economic problems with the AI industry that become more and more glaring as time marches on and none of these companies make any money. When the bubble pops, what typically happens?

Hey mom I’m on a billboard in Times Square!!!! @glasscannonnetwork.bsky.social

Join the Naish
Patreon.com/glasscannon

Sat in the FIFA queue for last chance World Cup tickets. Cheapest available are $380 in the absolute nosebleeds. I can certainly afford it. But I'm not paying that absurd price. I'm not helping fund this absurd pageant of greed and incompetence. FIFA can and should do better.

My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.

It’s been an unacceptably long time since I mentioned this so fuck this bigoted old shitbird and fuck all you shitbirds out there who support him.

I pick this one because of what could've been, because it ended Metanire as a Loon (and he was one of our best), and it exposed many of Heath's worst tendencies as a coach all at the same time.

It's the exact moment in the 2020 WCF where things go wrong: Metanire gets injured. Heath subs on Dotson at RB rather than the actual RB on the bench, and later has nobody to stabilize the midfield. He brings on Kallman, we collapse.

If Romain is healthy I think we win MLS Cup that year.

No Kings #TwinCities

spending my day resisting the urge to play Pokopia instead of working is my March Madness